Hollywood is full of the kind of dudes who would rather get a manicure than get their hands dirty. Acting isn’t exactly a contact sport (well, ok, maybe the sex scenes
count as a contact sport) but it’s still tough work. Just ask the following manliest
men in Hollywood. I’m sure they’ll tell you there’s nothing than says “I’m a dude”
quite like fake crying in front of a room full of people holding cameras.
Manliest Man #5: Bill Murray
William James Murray, a.k.a. Bill Murray, is one of the coolest dudes around. Name
one bad Bill Murray movie. Go ahead, we’ll wait. Oh, you can’t do it? That’s right, you
can’t. Wanna know why? It’s because Bill Murray has never made a bad movie. Also,
he’s worth a cool $120 million. He also goes around pranking random people on the
sidewalk and crashing house parties. Because he’s the man.
Manliest Man #4: Hugh Hefner
Hugh Hefner is the 4th
PLAYBOY. He’s the founding father of our pre-teen dreams and promoter of all
things good and round and naked. He’s a damn good example of a Hollywood manly
man because he knows what’s important in life: beautiful, scantily clad women and
Manliest Man #3: Sylvester Stallone
Has there ever been a manlier man to be manly? Sylvester Stallone has played
everyone iconic badass manly character in history. Rambo, Rocky, the main guy
from The Expendables (no one knows his character’s name, right?) And the guy is
worth $275 million. And he’s worth it.
Manliest Man #2: Clint Eastwood
Clint Eastwood is the original Hollywood manly man. He’s badass, he’s tough, he’s
good with a gun, he’s good in a hat, and he has the most manly line in all cinematic
history: “I know what you’re thinking, punk. You’re thinking “did he fire six shots
or only five?” Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But
being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow
you head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do
ya, punk?” Eastwood is certainly lucky because not only is he super cool he’s worth
Manliest Man #1: Ron Swanson
He may not be a real person but Ron Swanson is as manly as you can get and he’s
on T.V. which makes him a Hollywood Manly Man. And he loves meat, and America.
What more do you want/ need?
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