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2009 NFL Predictions

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

The NFL season is gonna kick off in a couple of weeks and Im ready to give my predictions for the 2009 season.

AFC Division Winners:
East: Patriots
North: Steelers
South: Colts
West: Chargers

AFC Wildcard
Bengals and Titans

AFC Winner
Patriots

NFC Division Winners:
East: Eagles
North: Packers
South: Panthers
West: Seahawks

NFC Wildcard
Giants and Bears

NFC Winner
Eagles

2009 MVP
Ben Roethlisberger

Biggest Surprise
The Lions win 3 games

Super Bowl XLIII (I dont even know how much is that) Winner
Patriots
Tom Brady wins MVP

tecmo bowl

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Asshole of the Day Part 22

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

This is actually Asshole of the Day Part 14 B. Todays Asshole is Brett Favre, again.

Im going to make this simple:

Brett, fuck you dude!

No one cares that you’re making 12th comeback. Why would the Vikings a team on the verge of doing something big want a washed up quarterback who led the league in picks last year?

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ahole

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My Fantasy Football Draft Part 1

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

Im calling this “Part 1″ because Im also in 2 other leagues. But check out this bomb squad that I put together:

QB:
Matt Ryan
Marc Bulger

RB:
Brandon Jacobs
LaDainian Tomlinson
Ronnie Brown
Ray Rice
Ahmad Bradshaw

WR:
Brandon Marshall
Lee Evans
Derrick Mason
Ted Ginn Jr
(The wrong) Steve Smith

TE:
Gregg Olsen
Kevin Boss

D/SP
Ravens

K
Mason Crosby

My Team Name
bastardos_logo

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Fantasy Football Draft Tomorrow

Friday, August 14th, 2009

I got my first fantasy football draft of the season tomorrow. Its for the keeper league, which I kept Brandon Jacobs. But I wish I could draft Bo Jackson. The Tecmo Bowl version.

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Vick To Waste Time As Eagles Backup

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Soooo…. Michael Vick signed a 2-year deal to back up Donovan McNabb. As a Giants fan, I cant wait for McNabb to get hurt. Vick couldnt throw a pass into the Grand Canyon let alone those shitty receivers the Ea”Gals” have. And with the kinda defense that the G-Men have, they’ll just stack 9 in the box and beg Vick to beat them through the air.

Oh, and the Eagles go to Atlanta in week 12. He might not wanna make that trip.

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