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Football And Public Speaking

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

No lie, my sister can confirm this. When my brother speaks publicly, he constantly says “um…” and he used to describe something that made a noise, he would make that noise. We used to call him Sammy Sound Effects. But my brother doesnt have anything on this cat.

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Who Doesnt Love College Girls?

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

In honor of the college football season being here, check out these college chicks.

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Shawne Merriman Got Roid Rage!

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

San Diego Charger and linebacker extraordinaire Shawne Merriman choked the shit out of Tila Tequila. I ask with what? No homo, but was it his cock? Because of that was the case then let him be on his merry way. She must have asked for it. But if it was with his hands, then he’s clearly juice’n again and that roid rage is ragin’!

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You know what? Im glad he choked her ass out. Because if theres one thing that I hate the most is a Asianigger. Those are worst than wiggers. Plus, Tila isnt even that hot. She may as well be this girl.

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Boise St Player Got Knocked the Fuck Out!

Friday, September 4th, 2009

Just forward to 1:25 if you wanna skip watching LeGarrette Blount get taken out of the stadium. As my boy Reggie Bush told me today, “Fuckin niggy made a buffoonery of himself.”

Found this on H8oraid.com, awesome!
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My Fantasy Football Draft Sucked

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Man did I stink up this draft. Tonight I was drafting in league #2. My running backs and receivers outside of Larry Fitzgerald all suck. Here goes my draft, I was picking 5th overall:

1) Larry Fitzgerald – WR
2) Tom Brady – QB
3) Darren McFadden – RB
4) Thomas Jones – RB
5) Jason Witten – TE
6) Steve Breaston – WR
7) Kevin Smith – RB
8 ) Kevin Walter – WR
9) NY Giants – D
10) Muhsin Mohammad – WR
11) Willis McGahee – RB
12) Devery Henderson – WR
13) David Garrard – QB
14) Heath Miller – TE
15) Chester Taylor – RB
16) Sabastian Janikowski – K

Out side of Brady, Fitzgerald and Witten, I think my draft sucked. But I’ll be looking to dangle Witten as trade bait for a solid running back.

FUCK!

stupid

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