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NFL Week 2 Picks

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Ok, so I was off by picking Tom Brady as the fantasy stud of the week. But I did get 11 out of 16 picks right. Holla at cha boy!

This weeks fantasy stud: ADRIAN PETERSON! The Vikings play the Lions this week. Expect roughly 500 rushing yards and 7 td’s.

Picks for week 2
(winners in CAPS)

Panthers @ FALCONS
VIKINGS @ Lions
Bengals @ PACKERS
Texans @ TITANS
Raiders @ CHIEFS
PATRIOTS @ Jets
SAINTS @ Eagles
Rams @ REDSKINS
Cardinals @ JAGS
Bucs @ BILLS
Seahawks @ 49ERS
STEELERS @ Bears
RAVENS @ Chargers
Browns @ BRONCOS
GIANTS @ Cowboys

Monday night
COLTS @ Dolphins

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You Suck Hank Baskett!

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

The Philly Eagles released Hank Baskett today in order to make room for the most athletic inmate of all time, Michael Vick. Now, I can only assume that Hank Basket is upset for a couple of reasons.

He doesnt have a job anymore. Why? Because #1, he sucks and #2 on a great day he’s no Mike Vick.
He has to be home all day with Kendra Wilkinson. Lets be real, who the hell wants to be around that pregnant broad all day? She has to be the most annoying not cute chick on the planet.

But on the flip side, theres some people who are happy about Baskett’s sorry ass getting released.

Andy Ried, the Eagles head coach. Baskett sucks, no one wants him around.
Ron Mexico.
Kendra, she’s happy because now he can go to lemans classes with her while she talks all “hood” to Baskett because White girls who act like Kendra does, all Wigger-ish is real sexy (sarcasm).

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Bama Fan Loses It!

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

I knew that those red necks from the south love Nascar, Bar-B-Que and more Nascar. But I had no idea that that they loved their college football like this. I can only guess that homeboy had 2 or 3 stacks riding on this game.

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My Brothers Fantasy Football Name

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

My brother asked me to do his draft because he was going to be at his baseball practice. So I did it for him. But I noticed that his team name was still at the ESPN default. So I changed it for him to this.

And I used this pic as the teams logo.

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NFL Week 1 Picks

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Its that time of the year again. Take advantage of my picks and make that guap!

Fantasy stud of the week:
If you had a good fantasy draft this year (unlike your boy), you should have drafted Tom Brady. He’s the stud of the week. Fuck it, Tom Brady might be my fantasy stud every week this year! This cat gotta make up for lost time. The Patriots play Buffalo this week at home. Look for Brady to throw for 350 with 3 td’s.

Picks for week 1
(winner in caps)

Thursday
Titans @ STEELERS

Sunday
Dolphins @ FALCONS
Broncos @ BENGALS
VIKINGS @ Browns
Jags @ COLTS
Lions @ SAINTS
COWBOYS @ Bucs
Eagles @ PANTHERS
Chiefs @ RAVENS
Jets @ TEXANS
Redskins @ GIANTS
49ers @ CARDINALS
Rams @ SEAHAWKS
BEARS @ Packers

Monday
Bills @ PATRIOTS
CHARGERS @ Raiders

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