Im lying, it wasnt the best commercial. They all sucked. But anything that involves Megan Fox, bubbles, a bath tube and a cell phone camera is a great idea. The only thing that would have made this commercial better would have been Megan Fox making out with Jennifer Stano.
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I originally wanted to pick the Colts, but this guy quickly made me change my mind. Im picking the Saints 35-30.
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Yeah, you read the headline correct. Todays Asshole of the Day is Tim Tebow’s mother, Pam (who is a fat pig by the way). Why? Its simple, she had the chance to abort the jerkoff we all came to know hate Tim Tebow. All day I was wondering if Pam even knows who the the real father is? Maury Povich should give the Tebows a call during sweeps week. I bet Brett Favre is the father. Only he can produce such as dickhead of a son. And to top it all off Tebow is a 23 year old virgin. Which in my book he’s basically saying that he’s gay.
Just think how wonderful we all would be in a Tim Tebow-less world?
To be honest, Tebow isnt even that good of a quarter back. Im willing to bet that he’ll suck donkey balls as a pro. Who wants to put up some money?
Other Assholes of the Day can be found RIGHT HERE.
FUCK YOU TIM TEBOW!
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I kicked major ass during the regular season and I kinda stumbled in the playoffs so far. But Im going to tell you why I picked these two teams to win right after:
(winner in CAPS)
AFC
Jets @ COLTS
NFC
Vikings @ SAINTS
Im picking the Colts because Im afraid that the J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS! in the Super Bowl would be a boring ass game. Yeah their defense can beat any team, but hat offense is tough to watch. The thought of Mark Sanchez only throwing for 100 yards (if he’s lucky) in the biggest game of the year makes me cringe. Oh and the most over-rated receiver, Braylon Edwards dropping 6 passes that hit him in the chest (nodding head).
And why the Saints? Its simple. I dont wanna have to go through 2 weeks of the media sucking on Brett Favre’s cock. Plus, we’ll get to look at Kim Kardashian every time Reggie Bush touches the ball.
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