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Fantasy Football Infographic

Thursday, October 13th, 2011

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How To Make Your Own Fantasy Football Draft Board

Sunday, July 31st, 2011

Items you will need to construct your own reusable fantasy draft board are:

  • 1-3 Poster Frames (the cheap ones from Walmart/Target are the ones I used; they are about $10ea depending on the size of the board you want)
  • Box Cutter
  • Scissors
  • Sharpie
  • Measuring Tape
  • Packing Tape

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The Flacco Fail

Sunday, August 15th, 2010

Last night was my one of my fantasy football drafts, which this year we decided to do it live and in person.  I decided on “Poon-Tang Clan” as my team name by the way.  But at the draft one of the most amazing things happened.  With the 5th overall pick in the 2010 draft, the Heavy Hitters select…Joe Flacco?  I turned around and asked him if he was sure and with a straight face, the Heavy Hitters owner said, “Yes. Joe Flacco.”

At first he was like…

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And everyone in the room was like…

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Then he was like…

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After a 3 and a half hour draft everyone seems confident that they drafted the 2010 season champions. Even The Heavy Hitters who drafted, yes, Joe muthafuckin Flacco with the 5th overall pick passing up on… oh I dont know… DREW BREES! And PEYTON MANNING! And ANDRE JOHNSON! Even AARON RODGERS!

That reminds me with the Portland Trailblazers with their first pick selected Sam Bowie and passed on Michael Jordan.

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NFL Week 3 Picks

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

So far this season Im 21 – 10. Not friggin bad!

(winners in CAPS)

REDSKINS @ Lions
PACKERS @ Rams
49ers @ VIKINGS
Falcons @ PATRIOTS
TITANS @ Jets
Chiefs @ EAGLES
GIANTS @ Bucs
Browns @ RAVENS
Jags @ TEXANS
SAINTS @ Bills
BEARS @ Seahawks
Dolphins @ CHARGERS
STEELERS @ Bengals
BRONCOS @ Raiders
Colts @ CARDINALS

Monday Night
Panthers @ COWBOYS

85 leap

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NFL Week 2 Picks

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Ok, so I was off by picking Tom Brady as the fantasy stud of the week. But I did get 11 out of 16 picks right. Holla at cha boy!

This weeks fantasy stud: ADRIAN PETERSON! The Vikings play the Lions this week. Expect roughly 500 rushing yards and 7 td’s.

Picks for week 2
(winners in CAPS)

Panthers @ FALCONS
VIKINGS @ Lions
Bengals @ PACKERS
Texans @ TITANS
Raiders @ CHIEFS
PATRIOTS @ Jets
SAINTS @ Eagles
Rams @ REDSKINS
Cardinals @ JAGS
Bucs @ BILLS
Seahawks @ 49ERS
STEELERS @ Bears
RAVENS @ Chargers
Browns @ BRONCOS
GIANTS @ Cowboys

Monday night
COLTS @ Dolphins

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