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Tuesday, March 15th, 2011You’ve GOT To Be Kidding Me, Right?
Tuesday, July 20th, 2010Believe it or not TurdFergusonBlog fans, I actually know this person. I was driving up to Wisconsin yesterday and my cousin texted me to peep these pics on FaceBook that this person we know posted. So I checked the pics out on my phone while doing 85 mph on I-94 and damn near drove my car into a ditch from laughing so hard!
Sorry Yesi, but I have to put you on blast! We call this girl Yesi because if she’s so fat that if you offer her food she answers you in English and Spanish “Yes” and “Si”, Yesi.
I hope I they serve beer in hell because thats where Im going.
I didnt put that “Best Model” frame on that pic, it was already there.

I cant leave you with your eyes trying to roll back into your head after seeing those pics so here is something to ease the pain.

Facebook Fans
Friday, June 19th, 2009A quick thank you to my Facebook Fans. Now get your friends to be fans too God damn it!
I Dodged A Bullet
Friday, May 29th, 2009During my senior year at high school I dated this girl who everyone thought was a replica of Lisa Turtle from Saved by the Bell. I dated her up until I went to college. And that was last time I saw her too, that was about 10 years ago.
Now, yesterday I found her on FaceBook. Peeps… I dodged a bullet. She went from looking like this:
To looking like this:
Thank goodness I ended up with this:
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