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Stuart Scott Drops The F-Bomb

Tuesday, November 30th, 2010

Whats great about this clip is that:

I think Stuart Scott is an asshole. Why? Because the dude got one eye and he likes to make love to the camera knowing theres nothing but men watching his telecast. Watch him on the sideline of Monday Night games. You’ll see what Im talking about.
He was talking about hitting the “bleep button” because Derek Anderson was saying “FUCK” a lot in his interview. Yet this asshole blurts out the same word.
Matt Millen starts to die laughing and gets dissed by another asshole, Steve Young.

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ESPN Hires Horny People

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

I dont think I ever covered Harold Reynolds firing from ESPN because he sexually harassed a coworker, who I hope was a female.

Then the ESPN Beauty Queen Erin Andrews was filmed frolicking around her hotel room butt-ass neked checking out her own ass. Which might I say isnt that bad, but not Whooty (White girl with booty) status.

Today, ESPN announced that they are suspending baseball analyst Steve Phillips for having an affair with a 22 year old production assistant. Phillips is 46. I know what you’re thinking, the 46 year old man is bangin’ a hot assistant. WRONG! Steve Phillips gives a new meaning to the word “Slumpbuster“. Peep these two pics:

Steve with the assistance, Brooke Hundley.

Brooke Hundley with Darth Vader and a Storm Trooper. Eeesh!

To be honest I always thought Steve Phillips was gay because he used to work for the Mets. And if you have any association with the Mets, you’re usually gay. I know this to be true… Im a Yankees fan! And to put the icing on the cake, this Brooke Hundley looks more like a catcher for the Grand Rapids Lady Storm of the Professional Softball League than someone who I or any self respecting man would want to have an affair with.

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My Erin Andrews Sign

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

I was at the college football game yesterday and I made a sign that said:

HEY ERIN, I EAT PUSSY WELL!

Just to the left of the tallest sign out there. I love being awesome!

Peep her peephole video and stills RIGHT HERE!

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Erin Andrews Peephole Video!

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

Im not going to post the video or pics here on The Turd Ferguson Blog because lets face it, I dont need any letters from ESPN’s lawyer. But Iwill however tell you where you can find the pics of Erin Andrews and her phatty (yes, Erin is rocking a phatty, so I guess that makes her a Whooty), but you can also find the entire peephole video too. Click on the link below to check out Erin Andrews like we’ve always wanted to see her. You will not be disappointed:

http://www.gutteruncensored.com/2009/07/espns-erin-andrews-peephole-nude-video.html

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