If your boy Turd Ferguson was a famous, single athlete you better bahlee I’d throw game at Erin Andrews. Yes theres hotter sideline reporters out there but none are more famous than Erin. How famous is she? She went to the flippin Oscars! She aint a movie star. She’s famous for asking questions to college coaches right before half time. Well I take that all back, she was in the most famous documentary last year. You know, that one where she spent the entire movie naked looking at herself in the mirror.
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Erin Andrews Went To The Oscars: No One Noticed
Tuesday, March 1st, 2011Erin Andrews Got Some Ugly-Ass Feet
Wednesday, July 21st, 2010WTF I had to do a little research and unfortunately its true. These ugly-ass toes belong to Erin Andrews. The same girl that you were fappin off to in that hotel peephole video. She posted this travesty of a TwitPic when she was still doing Dancing With The D-Listers by tweeting:
“It’s not easy getting 10 wks of DWTS spray tan layers off your feet!!
If my boy Reggie was 2 seconds away from banging Erin Andrews he would have stopped and said, “Girl, you better hide them shits under the sheets!” then proceeded to do the deed.
Erin, learn from Kim Kardashian on how to use TwitPics will ya?
ESPN Hires Horny People
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009I dont think I ever covered Harold Reynolds firing from ESPN because he sexually harassed a coworker, who I hope was a female.
Then the ESPN Beauty Queen Erin Andrews was filmed frolicking around her hotel room butt-ass neked checking out her own ass. Which might I say isnt that bad, but not Whooty (White girl with booty) status.
Today, ESPN announced that they are suspending baseball analyst Steve Phillips for having an affair with a 22 year old production assistant. Phillips is 46. I know what you’re thinking, the 46 year old man is bangin’ a hot assistant. WRONG! Steve Phillips gives a new meaning to the word “Slumpbuster“. Peep these two pics:
Steve with the assistance, Brooke Hundley.

Brooke Hundley with Darth Vader and a Storm Trooper. Eeesh!

To be honest I always thought Steve Phillips was gay because he used to work for the Mets. And if you have any association with the Mets, you’re usually gay. I know this to be true… Im a Yankees fan! And to put the icing on the cake, this Brooke Hundley looks more like a catcher for the Grand Rapids Lady Storm of the Professional Softball League than someone who I or any self respecting man would want to have an affair with.
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