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Heidi Montag Has Zero Rhythm

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

WOW! I hadnt seen this video because to be honest, I dont care about Heidi Montag. Her head is shaped like the guy in the Cher movie Mask. Everyone is comparing this performance to something Britney Spears would have done and thats an insult to Britney!

Message to Heidi:
Sweetie. If you’re gonna put yourself out there like that you have to learn how to dance. At least with all of the paper you got, buy some rhythm. You were better off doing jumping jacks on stage then pretending you could dance. The best thing you did during that performance was not letting the sistas dance near you. Good idea putting another rhythmless White girl and a chubby Asian girl next to you at all times.

By the way, Miss Puerto Rico should have won.

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VOD: One Legged Dancer

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

If this aint the funniest shit you’ve ever seen, then I dont know what’s funny. Its a Colombian cat dancing to salsa music with one flippin’ leg! Now, if this cat was on Dancing With The Stars, then I’d watch every week.

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Like A Boss: SNL

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Like A Boss remake on SNL featuring Seth Rogan.

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Tags: like a boss, music, rap, saturday night live, seth rogan, snl, video, viral

Slumdog Millionair: Worst Movie Ever!

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

I havent watch Slumdog Millionair, nor do I plan on watching it. Seeing all of those Indians just bring back bad memories from when I was growing up in Jersey City. Theres this section of the city I used to call Curry-Town where all of the Indians live and it stunk up to high heaven.

But any whoo, watching these two idiots act like kids in a candy store is starting to get on my nerve more than Kate Winslet acting like she doesnt know how to react to getting all these awards. (She’s a cunt by the way) You just know Kumar and Sanjaya plan is to stay relevant long enough to hope and Eiffel Tower Natalie Portman.

More after pic.

That brings me to Natalie Portman. This chick is uber-sexy. I dont know if its because she’s a Harvard nerd or what? Or because she’s elegant? And lord know what I’d do to a uber-sexy elegant nerd with no rubber.

More of Natalie right here.

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Ashton Doucher Strikes Again!

Friday, January 30th, 2009

Ashton Doucher apparently doesnt like to wake up before 3 in the afternoon.

More after the video

Nice faggotty looking hat. Check out some of the YouTube comments left for the dick bag:

- “Waaah people with real jobs are interrupting my sleep.”
- “Deal with it, you douche!”
- “Give me a fucking break. The rest of the country has to wake up at that time. Think of the guys building the house who are waking up at 5 to get there to work on the house. You’re so fucking spoiled it makes me sick. Welcome to the real world fucker.”
- “Maybe he can go cry to Grandma Demi about it.”
- “LOL how brave of him. he talks shit behind the dude’s back but can’t muster it to his face.you’ll lose your teeth ashton. whiny bitch.”

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