Todays Asshole of the Day was just found dead in his NYC apartment, Adam Goldstein AKA, DJ AM.
You say, why is Turd Ferg picking on a dead guy? Its simple. This Asshole cheated death already by surviving that plane crash and he turns around and takes a whole bunch of pills. Fuck him! He’s a Grade-A Asshole!
What I dont understand is why he didnt off himself when he was dating Nicole Richie? You would have found me dead if I was going around introducing that crackhead as my girl.
What sucks is that I was gonna hire him for my birthday party. But I hired this guy instead.
Awesome party! Woot!
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WOW! I hadnt seen this video because to be honest, I dont care about Heidi Montag. Her head is shaped like the guy in the Cher movie Mask. Everyone is comparing this performance to something Britney Spears would have done and thats an insult to Britney!
Message to Heidi:
Sweetie. If you’re gonna put yourself out there like that you have to learn how to dance. At least with all of the paper you got, buy some rhythm. You were better off doing jumping jacks on stage then pretending you could dance. The best thing you did during that performance was not letting the sistas dance near you. Good idea putting another rhythmless White girl and a chubby Asian girl next to you at all times.
By the way, Miss Puerto Rico should have won.
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This is actually Asshole of the Day Part 14 B. Todays Asshole is Brett Favre, again.
Im going to make this simple:
Brett, fuck you dude!
No one cares that you’re making 12th comeback. Why would the Vikings a team on the verge of doing something big want a washed up quarterback who led the league in picks last year?
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I have no evidence that this kid will be a douche bag when he grows up other than the fact that the kid is 7 and his sunglasses cost more than everything I have on right now.
