Really quick. If that was my daughter, she’d be identifying homeboys body at the morgue right about now.
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Capital W Capital T Capital F!
Monday, October 12th, 2009I know us Latino like to get down and party and grind up on fat chicks on the dance floor. But I didnt know we were supposed to start them this young.
More after the video.
1) Please tell me that the parents of those kids were all arrested.
2) Please tell me that they were Dominican and not Puerto Rican because if you’ve ever met a Dominican you’d know that they’re all stupid enough to post a video like that on the net.
3) I already told my 3 year old daughter that A) She’s never to date a Dominican and B) She’s to never go to a party of any kind… ever.
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Heidi Montag Has Zero Rhythm
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009WOW! I hadnt seen this video because to be honest, I dont care about Heidi Montag. Her head is shaped like the guy in the Cher movie Mask. Everyone is comparing this performance to something Britney Spears would have done and thats an insult to Britney!
Message to Heidi:
Sweetie. If you’re gonna put yourself out there like that you have to learn how to dance. At least with all of the paper you got, buy some rhythm. You were better off doing jumping jacks on stage then pretending you could dance. The best thing you did during that performance was not letting the sistas dance near you. Good idea putting another rhythmless White girl and a chubby Asian girl next to you at all times.
By the way, Miss Puerto Rico should have won.
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Dancing With The Stars, Really? Stars?
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009Dancing with the Stars put out their list of “Stars” Here they are:
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Kathy Ireland, 46, model, business tycoon, and old.
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Joanna Krupa, 30, model, soon to be my baby mamma
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Mya, 30, under-rated!
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Natalie Coughlin, 26, Olympic Swimmer
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Chuck Liddell, 30, Mixed Martial Arts fighter who got tired of getting his ass kicked.
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Tom DeLay, 62, former congressmen
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Donnie Osmond, 51, entertainer
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Michael Irvin, 42, c’mon bruh!
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Aaron Carter, 21, King of all Wiggers
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Macy Gray, Grammy-winning singer, actress
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Ashley Hamilton, 34, actor, son of George Hamilton. Is that his claim to fame?
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Kelly Osbourne, 24, actress, reality show star
Joanna Krupa, she can get a shot at the title!
