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Is A Topless Chaz Bono NSFW?

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011

I would love to know what made Chaz Bono think it was OK to take her shirt off and run around the set of Dancing With The Stars… er… D-Listers. Either way, is seeing her topless NSFW?

She actually looks like my friend Tommy. He’s fat.

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Argentinian TV Is Better Than American TV

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

If you are wondering who the ultra hot girl in the Argentinian Dancing With The Stars clip below is, she is Silvina Escudero. I dont know nor care if she is the “star” or the professional dancer. All I know is that she looks like a lot of fun.

Her pics are below.


Pics of Silvina after the jump…

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Can A Nigga Get A Table Dance?

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

Apparently this is the crazy in the clubs, its called Surra De Bunda. I’ll let you guess what kinda club. If you dont know what ‘Surra De Bunda’ means, I’ll tell you. It translates to: Ass Licking. But either way watch the video and I’ll give you my input after it.

You know me, Im all for the sexy time. Call me a homo if you want but this might be something that I could do without. I can see myself at the Jiggly Room paying for the Surra De Bunda and getting my nose broken and I’ll start bleeding like crazy or I’d end up looking like Arturo Gatti after a fight or I’d end up with a concussion.

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Suge Knight Chokes a Bitch!

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Yo, I dont care if that was my grandmother that Suge Knight was choking the shit out of… I aint telling him shit! Im not stupid. I heard he used to hang niggas out windows for less.

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Dancing With The D-Listers Cast Announced And Im Watching

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

I havent watched Dancing With The “Stars” since Stacy Keibler was voted off in season 1. Thats not the only reason why I stopped watching, the show is gay. But believe me when I tell you that I will be watching this upcoming season and there 2 reasons why:

1) Erin Andrews
2) Nicole Sherzinger

And not in that particular order.

Those two are hands down the hottest contestants since Stacy Keibler. And what could only be hotter is if they make them do ghetto booty dances. Or lap dances. Even better if they lap dance each other. But that have to let us know ahead of time when they are doing the lap dances with commercials and billboards and even emails. Better yet, call me toll free 800-588-2300! Im keeping my fingers crossed that the producers of the show surprise us and add the rest of The Pussy Cat Dolls as guest dancers every week.

The rest of the cast that I dont care about is:
Pamela Anderson (“Baywatch”) – I’d be interested if this was 1995 or if her sex tape had came out last week.
Buzz Aldren (retired astronaut) – Lets hope he doesnt die on live TV or hit us with shitty “moon walking” puns.
Shannen Doherty (“Beverly Hills 90210″l) – Yet another relevant celebrity.
Kate Gosselin (“Jon and Kate Plus 8″) – Are you fucking kidding? Is there a way to vote her off the show before it starts?
Niecy Nash (comedienne, “Reno-911″) – Token Black lady.
Chad Ochocinco (NFL wideout) – Thanks to that HBO’s Hard Knocks, it might be entertaining to watch him.
Evan Lysacek (Olympic gold-medal winning figure skater) – He’s gay.
Aiden Turner (soap star, “All My Children”) – He’s gayer.

Erin Andrews
erin andrews


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