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Chris Brown Doing Community Service

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! How classic are these pictures of Chris Brown picking up dog shit and God knows what else?

More after the pic
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This is only day 1 of 179! Kids, this is what happens with you think you big shit. Always remember, you aint. Look at the cops in this pic, it looks like they’re saying “Is that Chris Breezy? We should whack him with the billy-club.”

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Those pics are a far cry from this one. Fuckin fag!

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Jack Thriller Interviews Chris Brown

Monday, September 14th, 2009

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Chris Brown on Larry King

Monday, August 31st, 2009

First off, what the fuck is Chris Brown wearing? Is that a fucking bow tie? Cmon’ bruh! A bow tie?

Second, you mean to tell me you dont remember acting like Mike Tyson and left hooking the shit out of Rihanna and then trying to bite ear off? Give me a fucking break dick head.

I hope nobody watches Larry King tomorrow night because no one wants to see you try and act all “Im sorry” boo-hoo. Folks, he’s not sorry. If he was sorry, he’d say

“Yes. I fucked Rihanna up. And I remember doing it. And I did it cause she pissed me off. But… I very sorry.”

This is not being sorry.
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Chris Brown’s Public Apology

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Lets file this under “S” for: Shut the fuck up!

Chris Brown is hands down the biggest dick on the planet. This dick gets off (no pun intended) easy and he offers this bullshit of an apology? If Rihanna ever talks to this guy, then she should get punched in the back of her head.

Whats with that gay ass Star Trek looking shirt too?

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Chris Brown Got Off Easy

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

The State of California wont let the fags get married, but they’ll let men who punch and choke the piss out of a woman walk and not spend a single day in jail. Here is the statement from the DA’s office:

“He’ll spend 180 days doing community labor (8 hours a day — 1440 hours total) — which is, in effect, hard labor. He’ll do his service in Virginia which is where Brown lives. A Virginia law enforcement officer told us Brown will be picking up trash, pulling weeds and washing fire trucks.

He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault — he pled guilty. He’ll get supervised probation. He’ll have to come back to court every three months.
He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program.

If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison.
Brown is now a convicted felon and loses the the following rights: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and he now has limitations on travel.”

He gets to wash fire trucks. Why not let him ring the bell and slide down the pole while he’s at it?

SCOTT FREE BITCHES!
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