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Spring Is In The Air

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

I live in Chicago, a.k.a. The Windy City. The city is known for having just two seasons, winter and summer. And today is April 11th, 2007, which means its still winter. Today, we are in the middle of a snow storm.

Why in the hell did the White man decide to kick out the native Indians who were here and settle on the lake front? Im sure it wasnt for the view. Turns out that the native Indians must have told the White man, “Give us 50-bucks for Chicago. That should be enough to get us to Florida.”

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Chicago Politics

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

If you dont live in Chicago, you dont know how corrupt the politics are you dont know what you’re missing. Todd Stroger was given his position by his father, President of the Cook County Board. Todd claimed that he would be a clean as a baby’s ass. Well Todd’s first week he created jobs… for every member of his family.

Here is a list of jobs he opened up with their salaries.

  1. Vice President of Cook County Board, his brother Mookie Stroger. Making $120-thousand per year.
  2. First lady of the Cook County Board, his high school sweetheart Shawnda Stroger. Making $142-thousand per year.
  3. Paper shredder for incrimiating evidence, his uncle; Uncle Luke. Making $85-thousands per year.
  4. Guy who keeps the ice cold for his drinks although the ice is in a freezer, his boy Ice Cube. Making $160-thousand per year.
  5. Hot Chic that sits on his lap during Board meetings, Alessandra Ambrosio. Making $94-thousand per year.

And then announced he’s cutting back on hiring more Police Men, Fire Men, and is closing 3 hospitals. Thats Chicago politics.

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