Everyday I wonder if I was the General Manager of the Chicago Cubs, how I can fix them. With the way they’ve been sucking it up I know I can only do better than Jim Hendry, the current GM. I can get the Cubs to the World Series!
Heres what I would do:
If you work in my office, you know better than to take the day off because I’ll find a way to prank you. Yesterday I decided to change the letters on the keyboard of our resident Cubs fan.
I had to put “stink” because, well, I was at work.
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I was driving home on I-294 and I laughed so hard that I almost got into a car accident when I saw this billboard.
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The Cubs fans have this thing in their head that tells them,
“If I kill this goat and hang it on the Harry Caray statue, the Cubbies will win the World Series and end this life long agony.”
WRONG!
Message to the ass-hat who hung a goat head on the statue:
Dear Mr. Ass-hat, you’re a complete idiot. I want you to understand something: the Cubs aint cursed. They just flat out suck. You are rooting for a team that will never and I mean ever win a World Series in your life time. Everything about the Cubs suck. The stadium. The fans. The team logo. The first baseman. The second baseman. The short stop. The bathroom. And the list all that sucks about the Cubs goes on and on.
Who knows, maybe they are cursed. And if they are, its a damn good curse.
