Yo, Tigah is a crazy mofo. This cat texted some awesome messages to Joslyn James (the porn star mistress), which of course she kept because hey, it was Tiger fucking Woods who was sending them to her. The brotha got away with shit I’ve been dying to text to my wife, peep it:
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you?
- Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat!
- Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp?
- After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
- I would love to have the ability to make you sore
- Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
- Let me break each of those messages down for you:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you?
– Im not one to pee on a bitch because where are you gonna lay down afterward? Unless you pee on her in the bathroom? But he clearly stole that peeing shit from R. Kelly.
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat!
– Tiger sure knows how to treat a bitch.
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
– Mistake. You pick the girl Tiger! And pick Jessica Rabbit!
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp?
– That shit is gay son. DP means double penetration. It also means another guy has his cock about 2 inches away from yours.
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard
– As she should.
I would love to have the ability to make you sore
– “I would love to have the ability to make you sore.” That sounds like something a nerd-virgin would say.
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own
– Well this sounds like fun. And since Tiger owns that ass, he should make her say, “Yessa massah!”
Joslyn James
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