Ah yes, Perez Hilton. Mr I Want to Be Famous in the Worst Way But Im to Ugly and Gay to Even be on Public Access TV So I Talk Shit About the Celebs I Wish Would Pay Attention to Me. That guy is todays Asshole of the Day.

Please arrest that fag. I dont want to hear that he didnt think it was child porn when he posted a pic of little innocent and pure Miley Cyrus’ bald whonanny. Maybe its not bald. Im making assumptions because I didnt get to see the picture that was on every celebrity blog site. I think Perez needs to learn his lesson in L.A. County Jail for at least 3 years. That way his crappy blog will go away and make room for this one to take its place.

I really hate that Perez Hilton is Latin. But then again it doesnt surprise me because gay Latin men are usually the more flambouent gays. Case and point: Perez Hilton and Ricky Martin are both Latin.

Now, on to Miley Cyrus. Sweetie, what the fuck are you doing walking around with no draws and expect people not to say anything? If you really want to distance yourself from Hanna Montana just hold a press conference saying that you are a grown up and Hanna was just a character. And dont forget to mention that you’re a dirty little whore who likes to take slutty pictures of yourself and move in with your boyfriend even though you’re still under-aged.

This has nothing to do with Perez or Miley, I just think its funny!

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