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Jessica Alba and Her Hot Friend

Monday, February 14th, 2011

I have zero idea who this girl Jessica Alba loves taking pictures with is, but she’s pretty hot. Not that the girl is the most hottest woman in the world, but quite frankly she makes Jessica look very average. Trust me, Jessica Alba is The MILFiest MILF in Hollywood and I would cream my draws if I knew I was within 100 yards of her. Another thing is that seeing these two together makes me think that if I were able to bag one, I’d bag them both… at the same time.

A guy can dream cant he?

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Lady Gaga on the Red Carpet at the Grammys

Sunday, February 13th, 2011

WTF man? Was she inspired by Mork and Mindy?

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Justine Bieber Shaved His Head

Saturday, February 12th, 2011

Dont know about you guys but the more I see Justine Bieber the more Im glad Im not Canadian. Why is American trying its hardest to make it seem like its OK to be a Bieber fan? Its pretty damn sickening. And if you are one of those people who are trying to shove Bieber in my face Im making a citizens arrest on the grounds of treason. I dont want to see Justin Bieber ever 14 seconds of the day. And I dont want my kids to see him either.

Now watch this video of Justine Bieber on Jimmy Kimmel with a shaved head looking like a female egg head.

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Lindsay Lohan Looked Hot In Court

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

Good Lord I’ve never seen anyone look that hot to go to court. I was watching her walk into the court room and I never felt more attracted to her mainly because she:

  1. Wasnt wearing any stockings
  2. Most likely wasnt wearing any panties
  3. Im attracted to hot criminals

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Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Tila Tequila

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

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