I had full intention to live blog The Academy Awards, but then came to my senses. The shit is way to long and I have a hot wife who wasnt going to wait until it was over at damn near midnight to service me. Although it would have been God damn awesome if I had made her service me during the live blogging. Next year. Here are my thoughts on a few points.
Jennifer Lawrence: Where the hell did she come from? Hands down the hottest chick within a 20-mile radius of The Oscars last night. I had never heard of her or the movie she was in, Winters Something or Other… but who cares? All I can say is that I was half asleep and when they put her on the TV I was wide awake.
F’ing hot!
James Franco: Douche. Lets move on.
