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Chris Brown’s Text Message

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

Tina Davis who is or was Chris Brown’s manager or some shit like that was the chick who sent Breezy the text that set off the bashing of Rihanna. A couple of points:

  1. Tina Davis is currently 39, Chris Brown is 19. If he was hitting that when he was 17, shouldnt Tina Davis be charged with rape or something?
  2. Damn son, you could have done a lot better than Tina Davis. I was expecting the chick he was cheating on Rihanna with to look a little like this.
  3. If you’re going to cheat on a celeb, shouldnt you upgrade? You dont bang Rihanna then cheat on her with someone aunt.
  4. Did the text message say “Breezy, can you pick up some rubbers on the way over?”

Tina Davis and Chris Brown
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Megan Fox For The Win

Saturday, March 7th, 2009




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Let me explain something to you:
If Megan Fox isnt the sexiest woman in the world, I dont know who is. How many other chicks make you want to have hand sex on a regular basis?

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You can find other Megan Fox posts right here. You could thank me later.

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Did Rihanna Deserve It?

Friday, March 6th, 2009


This is a question that I keep getting asked:
Did Rihanna deserve getting her ass kicked?

I always reply:
No. But she was being nosy and that did deserve at least a forearm to the chest.

Im not for woman getting hit by a man, but let me explain. If a chick thinks that her man is cheating on him, then leave. But nooooo, not Rihanna. She has to go snoopin’ around checking Chris Browns celly for text messages and what did she find out?

  1. Yes, Chris Brown is fuckin another hot chick.
  2. Chris Brown will hit a chick.

So yes, Rihanna did deserve to at least get karate chopped, but not punched repeatedly. I mean Breezy even pulled a Mike Tyson and tried to bite her ear off! That was a bit extreme.

Whats not extreme is doing this:
If you a dude and you are tapping additional ass and dont want to get caught, simply put this picture as the wallpaper on your phone. So that way when your girl goes checking your texts, she see’s Rihanna and then changes her mind.

breezy

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Chris Brown, Meet Felony 1 & 2

Thursday, March 5th, 2009


Other than Kanye West, have you ever met anyone who needed his ass kicked more than Chris Brown? Check out what this asshole did to Rihanna:

According to a detective’s affidavit, Brown and Rihanna got into a fight early Feb. 8 after the “Umbrella” singer checked her boyfriend’s cell phone and found a text message from another woman.

Brown pulled his car over and tried to push Rihanna out, but she was still wearing her seatbelt, Los Angeles police Detective De Shon Andrews wrote. He said Brown pushed Rihanna’s head against the window, punched her with his right hand, and then continued driving while hitting her, the affidavit states. He also bit his girlfriend on the ear, the affidavit states.

The affidavit was filed as part of a search warrant request for the phone records of Brown, Rihanna and her assistant.

Brown allegedly threatened to kill Rihanna after she pretended to leave a phone message with her assistant, telling her to have the police waiting at her house.

Andrews described Brown’s blows as causing Rihanna’s mouth to fill with blood. He also writes that Brown tried to choke Rihanna after she took the keys to his car away. Andrews wrote that Rihanna nearly lost consciousness but also tried to fight back while in the car, at one point trying to gouge at Brown’s eyes.

Brown was arrested hours later and booked him on suspicion of making criminal threats. Police said at the time a woman identified Brown as her attacker during an early morning dispute in an upscale Los Angeles neighborhood.

I urge all fans of Chris Brown to take a stand and not support this prick. Because if he goes to jail, he’ll be out in a few months. Or if he get probation, which is most likely, he’s still going to make more shitty music. DONT BUY IT! He doesnt deserve your money. He deserves to get his ass kicked. And believe me, I’ll do it too.

Does he look like he’s really sorry for fucking Rihanna up?  I dont think so. And let me say this, if Rihanna is really married to Brown, I hope Brown reeeaaalllyyyy puts a beating on her for getting back with him.

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Chris Brown Will Fuck You Up

Monday, March 2nd, 2009


Thats right, Breezy will fuck you up! Look at how gansta he is showing off that big ass watch.

Grrrrrrr! Me angry! No Im not, RiRi is dropping the charges son.
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Pic from mavrixonline.com
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Chris Brown Be Jet Skiing

Monday, March 2nd, 2009


I mentioned a week ago that Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together again. And my source was right. From what I understand, they spend the weekend together and then flew back to LA in a private jet.

Here are a couple of pictures showing a mighty happy Chris Brown. The kind of happy that leads me to believe that he thinks he aint spending no time in the bing. Lets hope his or her career gets flushed down the shitter.

AAAHHHH HA! HA! HA!  I GOT AWAY WITH THAT SHIT SON!
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Im so happy Ima drive this jet ski wit my cock!
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What bitch? I’ll fuck you up like I did RiRi.
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Remember, Chris Brown did this to her.
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Megan Fox Wants Me, Bad

Friday, February 27th, 2009


This chick has been sweating me so damn much since she broke up with the King of all Wiggers. Non-stop calls and emails begging me to fly out to Cali to be with her. You dont know how much I’d love to, but theres a big problem. A brotha doesnt want to get married again. Cause you see I know that if I stick Megan Fox, it would be so good that I’d want to marry her on the spot. Which is most likely why Brian Austin Wigger wanted to marry her.

Enjoy the hotness that is Megan Fox frolicking around town.
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