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Jon Doesnt Wanna Hang With the Kids

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

That looks like the face of a guy who really wants a divorce. Homeboy looks miserable. And he is moving from Pennsylvania to NYC. Its not that far, but far enough.

jon Gosselin

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Chris Brown Got Off Easy

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

The State of California wont let the fags get married, but they’ll let men who punch and choke the piss out of a woman walk and not spend a single day in jail. Here is the statement from the DA’s office:

“He’ll spend 180 days doing community labor (8 hours a day — 1440 hours total) — which is, in effect, hard labor. He’ll do his service in Virginia which is where Brown lives. A Virginia law enforcement officer told us Brown will be picking up trash, pulling weeds and washing fire trucks.

He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault — he pled guilty. He’ll get supervised probation. He’ll have to come back to court every three months.
He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program.

If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison.
Brown is now a convicted felon and loses the the following rights: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and he now has limitations on travel.”

He gets to wash fire trucks. Why not let him ring the bell and slide down the pole while he’s at it?

SCOTT FREE BITCHES!
breezy

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Cassidy Goes @ Kanye

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

One of my favorite rappers Cassidy was tappin’ Kanye West’s girlfriend, that bald model Amber Rose. Amber denied the affair but Cassidy is saying something else in this Beyonce remix.

Peep it here.

Lyrics:
I fucked ya girl on D-low, cause I’m that nigga and I got a bigger ego.
For free yo, I let her climb on the tree yo. now she with me yo, so adios amigo.
No you ain’t big as me yo.
So when I hit , she said my dick too big, fat, wide, and thick.
What I was born with is enormous, when I try to fit, she holler like ‘you got a big ego, AGH SHIT!’
And that’s why she on my dick, cause I got a huge ego, I’m a hero.
I save the day, it’s L-O-V-E yo, she never felt that way ’till she started fucking with me yo.
I took her from you like D-bo, ’cause your ass always had her going to bed mad like Ne-Yo.

Freestyle

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I Dodged A Bullet

Friday, May 29th, 2009

During my senior year at high school I dated this girl who everyone thought was a replica of Lisa Turtle from Saved by the Bell. I dated her up until I went to college. And that was last time I saw her too, that was about 10 years ago.

Now, yesterday I found her on FaceBook. Peeps… I dodged a bullet. She went from looking like this:

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To looking like this:

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Thank goodness I ended up with this:

wife

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Mel Gibson Out W/ His Chick

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Mel Gibson’s new chick is Oksana Grigorieva. Here they are at the Wolverine premier.

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But Im wondering what happened to this girl? Cause she’s way hotter when she does photoshoots.

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