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Asshole Of The Day: Part 3

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

Todays Asshole of the Day: Elvis Crespo

Why is Elvis an Asshole? Because he’s making us Ricans look bad thats why. This fucker was on a flight from Houston to Miami and decided:

“I think Im gonna rub one out right here in my seat.”

Great fuckin idea! Reports say that 1) the FBI took him in for questioning when he landed in Miami and 2) this dumb Rican told the FBI that he doesnt remember if he was yanking it. Way to go.

Fam, you couldnt go to the bathroom like everyone one else? It wasnt enough that you look like a girl?

EEEEEEPPPAAAA! (Thats Rican talk)

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Asshole Of The Day: Part 2

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Asshole of the Day, part 2 goes to Tyreese. He said this to People Magazine about the whole Chris Brown thing, which by the way I’ll never get tired of.

“It’s really hard for him to focus right now on his music. Entertainers, we have to grow up on stage with a lot of people looking at us … people forget that he’s only 19.”

Ah yes, 19. I remember that year. The only thing I was punching was twat with my pinga! I wasnt trying to get chicks mad at me, I wanted them to stay around! You see, Chris Brown has it a bit to good even after beating down Rihanna. Everyone seems more concerned with him and his shitty music. Are we forgetting about this?

Nice quote Tyreese, todays Asshole of the Day Part 2.

For my hoochi fans

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Kim Kardashian Is The Champion

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

When ever you’re in a rut, have no fear, Kim Kardashian is here to save the day. Seriously folks, can this chick get any hotter? Every photo shoot gets better.

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Clarkson Not Prego, Just Fat

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

All these rumors about the first American Idol being prego are crazy. The bitch is on a see-food diet. Bottom line, she is the complete opposite of Carrie Underwood.

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Chris Brown’s Text Message

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

Tina Davis who is or was Chris Brown’s manager or some shit like that was the chick who sent Breezy the text that set off the bashing of Rihanna. A couple of points:

Tina Davis is currently 39, Chris Brown is 19. If he was hitting that when he was 17, shouldnt Tina Davis be charged with rape or something?
Damn son, you could have done a lot better than Tina Davis. I was expecting the chick he was cheating on Rihanna with to look a little like this.
If you’re going to cheat on a celeb, shouldnt you upgrade? You dont bang Rihanna then cheat on her with someone aunt.
Did the text message say “Breezy, can you pick up some rubbers on the way over?”

Tina Davis and Chris Brown

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Megan Fox For The Win

Saturday, March 7th, 2009

Let me explain something to you:
If Megan Fox isnt the sexiest woman in the world, I dont know who is. How many other chicks make you want to have hand sex on a regular basis?

You can find other Megan Fox posts right here. You could thank me later.

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Did Rihanna Deserve It?

Friday, March 6th, 2009

This is a question that I keep getting asked:
Did Rihanna deserve getting her ass kicked?

I always reply:
No. But she was being nosy and that did deserve at least a forearm to the chest.

Im not for woman getting hit by a man, but let me explain. If a chick thinks that her man is cheating on him, then leave. But nooooo, not Rihanna. She has to go snoopin’ around checking Chris Browns celly for text messages and what did she find out?

Yes, Chris Brown is fuckin another hot chick.
Chris Brown will hit a chick.

So yes, Rihanna did deserve to at least get karate chopped, but not punched repeatedly. I mean Breezy even pulled a Mike Tyson and tried to bite her ear off! That was a bit extreme.

Whats not extreme is doing this:
If you a dude and you are tapping additional ass and dont want to get caught, simply put this picture as the wallpaper on your phone. So that way when your girl goes checking your texts, she see’s Rihanna and then changes her mind.

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