Mel Gibson’s new chick is Oksana Grigorieva. Here they are at the Wolverine premier.
But Im wondering what happened to this girl? Cause she’s way hotter when she does photoshoots.
I never agree with these polls because usually who ever is #1 has something coming out and her PR firm paid a hefty fee for her to be in that position. But this time, I think I agree with FHM. Cheryl Cole is fuckin smoking hot!
Here are the top 10:
10. Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire will be the last time you see her.)
9. Anna Friel (Never heard of her.)
8. Kristin Kreuk (Girl next door hotness.)
7. Elisha Cuthbert (I would have agreed 3 years ago.)
6. Adriana Lima (No reason for her t be this low on the list.)
5. Keeley Hazell (Anyone with tits like that and a sex tape to boot is ok in my book.)
4. Britney Spears (Im sorry did I say Britney Spears? Huh? Isnt that Lima’s spot.)
3. Jessica Alba (The Baddest Bitch on the Planet, I’ve said that for years.)
2. Megan Fox (No complaint there.)
There accually is someone with a half-a-brain in Malawi. (Doesnt Malawi sound like a desease?) The court system decided against Madonna adopting another Black baby and taking it back to England.
I think I know why Madonna only adopts babies from that country. Its because if she adopts a regular Black baby from the United States, that baby is going to grow up and either rob her or ask for weed money. A baby from Malawi isnt gonna do that. That baby knows where they come from and is gonna want to do everything right to ensure that they are in Madonna’s will.
Better luck next time Madonna. Maybe Angelina Jolie can sweep in and adopt the kid you wanted.