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Mel Gibson Out W/ His Chick

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Mel Gibson’s new chick is Oksana Grigorieva. Here they are at the Wolverine premier.

But Im wondering what happened to this girl? Cause she’s way hotter when she does photoshoots.

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I never agree with these polls because usually who ever is #1 has something coming out and her PR firm paid a hefty fee for her to be in that position. But this time, I think I agree with FHM. Cheryl Cole is fuckin smoking hot!

Here are the top 10:

10. Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire will be the last time you see her.)
9. Anna Friel (Never heard of her.)
8. Kristin Kreuk (Girl next door hotness.)
7. Elisha Cuthbert (I would have agreed 3 years ago.)
6. Adriana Lima (No reason for her t be this low on the list.)
5. Keeley Hazell (Anyone with tits like that and a sex tape to boot is ok in my book.)
4. Britney Spears (Im sorry did I say Britney Spears? Huh? Isnt that Lima’s spot.)
3. Jessica Alba (The Baddest Bitch on the Planet, I’ve said that for years.)
2. Megan Fox (No complaint there.)

1. Cheryl Cole (I’d hit it raw!)

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Jessica Simpson Booty Shot

Monday, April 13th, 2009

You gotta love the paparazzi. I dont know how this dude managed to get this pic but it cant be legal, right? Its an upskirt for crying out loud. Dont get me wrong Im not complaining.

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Kanye Fagged Out On South Park

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Kanye West got outted on South Park last night and apparently his feelings got hurt.

What his fagot ass posted on his blog is under the video.

Kanye’s blog post (Yes, he types in CAPS)
SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF “I TOLD YOU SO!!!” IT’S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU’RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE’S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I’M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I’M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I’M SURE THERE’S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS… THAT’SHOW YOU KNOW IT’S ME!

How gay is Kanye West?

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No Black Baby For Madonna

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

There accually is someone with a half-a-brain in Malawi. (Doesnt Malawi sound like a desease?) The court system decided against Madonna adopting another Black baby and taking it back to England.

I think I know why Madonna only adopts babies from that country. Its because if she adopts a regular Black baby from the United States, that baby is going to grow up and either rob her or ask for weed money. A baby from Malawi isnt gonna do that. That baby knows where they come from and is gonna want to do everything right to ensure that they are in Madonna’s will.

Better luck next time Madonna. Maybe Angelina Jolie can sweep in and adopt the kid you wanted.

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Yeah, I'll take the condom thing for, uh… eight thou.