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Cassidy Goes @ Kanye

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

One of my favorite rappers Cassidy was tappin’ Kanye West’s girlfriend, that bald model Amber Rose. Amber denied the affair but Cassidy is saying something else in this Beyonce remix.

Peep it here.

Lyrics:
I fucked ya girl on D-low, cause I’m that nigga and I got a bigger ego.
For free yo, I let her climb on the tree yo. now she with me yo, so adios amigo.
No you ain’t big as me yo.
So when I hit , she said my dick too big, fat, wide, and thick.
What I was born with is enormous, when I try to fit, she holler like ‘you got a big ego, AGH SHIT!’
And that’s why she on my dick, cause I got a huge ego, I’m a hero.
I save the day, it’s L-O-V-E yo, she never felt that way ’till she started fucking with me yo.
I took her from you like D-bo, ’cause your ass always had her going to bed mad like Ne-Yo.

Freestyle

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Tags: amber rose, beyonce, cassidy, celebrity, diss song, gossip, kanye west, music, rap, turd ferguson

Carradine Hangs Himself in “Hangkok”?

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Reports say that David Carradine, who was in my one of my favorite movies of all time Kill Bill, hung himself in Bangkok. Bangkok? More like “Hangkok”. You see, he also ties a noose around his other neck too. Apparently a maid found him hanging in a closet with a rope tied around his “kok”. Why the peepee? Odd.

Check out the coolest part of Kill Bill Vol. 1.

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Tags: bangkok, celebrity, david carradine, gossip, hung, kill bill, suicide, turd ferguson

Cassie Got Pierced Nips

Friday, May 8th, 2009

Im guessing that the stunt Cassie pulled by fucking up her hair didnt get her enough attention. Yesterday super sexy Cassie’s computer “got hacked” and someone “stole” pics of her and her pretty titties. Clearly she’s doing this because she must have a new cd coming out and she’s just trying to create a buzz.

Pic #1 is here
Pic #2 is here (my favorite)
Pic #3 is here. (this one is even better than #2)

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Tags: cassie, cassie ventura, celebrity, gossip, hacked, nude, pic of the day, pics, stolen pics, topelss, turd ferguson

Mel Gibson Out W/ His Chick

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

Mel Gibson’s new chick is Oksana Grigorieva. Here they are at the Wolverine premier.

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But Im wondering what happened to this girl? Cause she’s way hotter when she does photoshoots.

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Tags: break up, celebrity, gossip, Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva, picture, turd ferguson, wolverine

Ashton Wins, CNN Doesnt Care

Friday, April 17th, 2009

Lets file this under W for Who Gives a Shit?

Ashton Kutcher has more Twitter followers than CNN. Do you really care? I sure as hell dont. In fact, the only reason Im posting about this shit is because it was on the Yahoo.com front page.

Lets note a couple of things:

  1. Out of those million Twitter followers theres ony 6 straight men.  The rest are either girls, gays and more gays.
  2. Not one member of the freshmen football team he used to coach is following him.  Because they hate his douche bagness and they’re all real men.

If you follow @aplusk:
you're gay

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Tags: ashton kutcher, celebrity, cnn, gay, internet, million followers, twitter

Ill Nigga, You Gay!

Monday, April 6th, 2009

I dont care how “hardcore” Lil Wayne claims to be. Him and the man they call “Baby”… are gay.

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Look at the dude to the right and the dude right behind Baby. You know them cats was like:

Oh hell naw nigga! What the fuck wuz dat homey? Naw I aint finna give you a tounge kiss nigga! Thats how you get fuck’d up round here! What? Bromance? What da fuck is a bromance?

And you know what, this should be enough proof. Anyone who dresses like this and thinks is stylish, is gay.

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Tags: baby, bromance, gay, homo, kissing, lil wayne, weezy

Chris Brown “Not Guilty” WTF?

Monday, April 6th, 2009

Huh? Did I miss something? Do I file this under “WFT?” or under “Asshole of the Day”? Chris Brown plead “not guilty” to felony charges that he threatened and assaulted. Yeah, you read that right, “not guilty”. What-a-Dick.

Look at him here then look at him in the pic below. Here he is telling a judge that he’s not guilty.

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Here he is having a grand ol’ time a couple of days after smashing Rihanna’s face. Big difference when you’re not standing in front of someone who can dangle your freedom in front of your face.

breezy

Rihanna’s lawyer said she will testify if subpoenaed and “will do everything that’s required of her to do.”

Message to Chris Brown:
You’re fuck’d!

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Tags: celebrity, chris brown, gossip, jail, music, not guilty, picture, rihanna

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