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Asshole of the Day: Part 23

Friday, August 28th, 2009

Todays Asshole of the Day was just found dead in his NYC apartment, Adam Goldstein AKA, DJ AM.

You say, why is Turd Ferg picking on a dead guy? Its simple. This Asshole cheated death already by surviving that plane crash and he turns around and takes a whole bunch of pills. Fuck him! He’s a Grade-A Asshole!

What I dont understand is why he didnt off himself when he was dating Nicole Richie? You would have found me dead if I was going around introducing that crackhead as my girl.

What sucks is that I was gonna hire him for my birthday party. But I hired this guy instead.

Awesome party! Woot!

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Chris Brown’s Public Apology

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Lets file this under “S” for: Shut the fuck up!

Chris Brown is hands down the biggest dick on the planet. This dick gets off (no pun intended) easy and he offers this bullshit of an apology? If Rihanna ever talks to this guy, then she should get punched in the back of her head.

Whats with that gay ass Star Trek looking shirt too?

loser

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The Smooth Criminal Dead At 50

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

The King of Pop had a heart attack today out in LA. So much for that big come back tour. This cat had some life. He went from getting beat the fuck up by his daddy to the biggest star in the galaxy to banging little boys. So to honor him,


Triumph and the.Michael Jackson Trial.
by matzevolt

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Jon Doesnt Wanna Hang With the Kids

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

That looks like the face of a guy who really wants a divorce. Homeboy looks miserable. And he is moving from Pennsylvania to NYC. Its not that far, but far enough.

jon Gosselin

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Chris Brown Got Off Easy

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

The State of California wont let the fags get married, but they’ll let men who punch and choke the piss out of a woman walk and not spend a single day in jail. Here is the statement from the DA’s office:

“He’ll spend 180 days doing community labor (8 hours a day — 1440 hours total) — which is, in effect, hard labor. He’ll do his service in Virginia which is where Brown lives. A Virginia law enforcement officer told us Brown will be picking up trash, pulling weeds and washing fire trucks.

He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault — he pled guilty. He’ll get supervised probation. He’ll have to come back to court every three months.
He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program.

If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison.
Brown is now a convicted felon and loses the the following rights: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and he now has limitations on travel.”

He gets to wash fire trucks. Why not let him ring the bell and slide down the pole while he’s at it?

SCOTT FREE BITCHES!
breezy

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