Why is Brad Pitt still hanging around Angelina Jolie? Is the pussy that good? Arent the tits beginning to sag? I guess not.

Now, Angelina is adopting another baby. This one is a Viet-Kong. Is she trying to start her own United Nations? She has that Mohawk wearing kid Maddox and that African baby. Which by the way, that poor baby looks confused as hell when ever I see her in a picture. But this new baby did hit the life lottery though.

Honestly, do you think Brad is thrilled about living in New Orleans? People whos net worth is a lot less than Brad’s are trying to get out of New Orleans. Im shocked every day to know that Brad hasnt packed his shit and jetted back to Cali and said enough of this world peace, tree huggin, plucking kids from 3rd world countries mumbo-jumbo. Do you think Angelina is afraid that karma might come back around and bite her in that flat ass? Do you think that if Brad does an Original Sin type of movie with Scarlett Johansson Brad will leave her like he did Jennifer Aniston? I’ll tell you what, I would!

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