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No Black Baby For Madonna

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

There accually is someone with a half-a-brain in Malawi. (Doesnt Malawi sound like a desease?) The court system decided against Madonna adopting another Black baby and taking it back to England.

I think I know why Madonna only adopts babies from that country. Its because if she adopts a regular Black baby from the United States, that baby is going to grow up and either rob her or ask for weed money. A baby from Malawi isnt gonna do that. That baby knows where they come from and is gonna want to do everything right to ensure that they are in Madonna’s will.

Better luck next time Madonna. Maybe Angelina Jolie can sweep in and adopt the kid you wanted.

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Salma Hayek Breastfeeding Vid

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

WHAT…

THE FUCK…

IS THIS?

Im all for Salma Hayek sharing her tiggos, but this is a bit extreme. Here she is breastfeeding a hungry baby in Africa. At first glance the baby looks like it could be either Jolie’s baby or Madonna’s baby. Because you know, they all look a like, right?

More after the video

Sure it looks like Salma is doing some good by feeding that baby with one of the best tits in all of Hollywood, but she’s not. See, when babies breastfeed they’re going to want to continue to breastfeed. So that kid might not want to eat unless he has that big ol’ tiggo in his mouth.

And why am I telling you this? Because Im jealous.

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Angelina Jolie’s Brats

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

Why is Brad Pitt still hanging around Angelina Jolie? Is the pussy that good? Arent the tits beginning to sag? I guess not.

Now, Angelina is adopting another baby. This one is a Viet-Kong. Is she trying to start her own United Nations? She has that Mohawk wearing kid Maddox and that African baby. Which by the way, that poor baby looks confused as hell when ever I see her in a picture. But this new baby did hit the life lottery though.

Honestly, do you think Brad is thrilled about living in New Orleans? People whos net worth is a lot less than Brad’s are trying to get out of New Orleans. Im shocked every day to know that Brad hasnt packed his shit and jetted back to Cali and said enough of this world peace, tree huggin, plucking kids from 3rd world countries mumbo-jumbo. Do you think Angelina is afraid that karma might come back around and bite her in that flat ass? Do you think that if Brad does an Original Sin type of movie with Scarlett Johansson Brad will leave her like he did Jennifer Aniston? I’ll tell you what, I would!

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No Black Baby For Madonna

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