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Clarkson Not Prego, Just Fat

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

All these rumors about the first American Idol being prego are crazy. The bitch is on a see-food diet. Bottom line, she is the complete opposite of Carrie Underwood.

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Kelly Clarkson Eats A Lot

Monday, February 9th, 2009


Geez! Will someone tell Kelly Clarkson to stop eating? American Idol winners are supposed to look like Carrie Underwood. I mean Kelly dont even have any tiggos and her hair looks like shit!

Message to Kelly: Look like a star.

NUM, NUM, NUM!
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Clay Aiken to be a Judge?

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Clay Aiken is going to be a judge on a reality show, but not American Idol because thats not gay enough. The show he’s going to judge is America’s Next Top Model. Lets remember that Clay Aiken is in fact a raging fabulous homo, which is why he is judging America’s Next Top Model. But it could have been worst, I hear theres a reality show about hair dressers.

Nice hair style Clay.
aiken and tyra

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Joaquin Phoenix The Rap Star

Monday, January 19th, 2009

This video speaks for itself. The dude is clearly hopped up on coke. Im almost certain that Biggie Smalls is rolling over in his grave.

More after the video
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I was actually waiting for him to pretend he had a gun in his hand and make that gun shot noise into the mike. If he would have pulled some shit like that in front of those American Idol judges, Simon would have fist fought him. Im not even sure that; that is Jaoquin Phoenix.

That might be the abominable snowman or Animal from The Muppets.
Joaquin Phoenix

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Thursday, April 12th, 2007

Im pissed! Not because Sanjaya made it to see another week, but because Haley Scarnato was voted off. As of right now, there is absolutely no reason to watch the show. First it was Antonella Barba and now sexy Haley. You can see a little montage of Haley right here.

Viva Sanjaya!

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