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Ryan Seacrest Was Fat!
Tuesday, March 16th, 2010X-Factor Hard-On Audition
Tuesday, September 1st, 2009OK, Besides the fact that the dirty old man had a stiffy bigger than a Mexican avacado in his trousers, the guy has some pretty hot daughters. Which means that ugly people really do make beautiful babies.
And the best thing about this clip is Cherly fuckin Cole. Good Lord she’s something to drool over! Why isnt she on American TV? She should replace Paul Abdul on American Idol and you best believe I’ll audition for that shit.
turd ferguson, funny, humor, x-factor, cheryl cole, cheryl tweedy, sexy, viral, video, american idol
Adam Lambert is A Loser and Gay
Thursday, May 21st, 2009I just found out this morning that last night American Idol gave Kris Allen the record deal. Meaning that Adam Lambert was to gay to be the face for American Idol.
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adam lambert, gay, american idol, kris allen, turd ferguson, celebrity, music, reality show
You Might Be Gay…
Wednesday, April 8th, 2009You might be gay…
- if you visit the wine bar at US Cellular Field.
- if you root for a team that has a wine bar.
- if you go to a tweet up.
- if you create a tweet up.
- if you have a design in your beard.
- if you poplock for no apparent reason.
- if you wear muscle shirts.
- if your friends call you Frank the Fag.
- if you critique Michelle Obama’s outfits.
- if you love that fat girl you’re dating.
- if you wear sweaters that look like this.
- if you watch Dancing With The Stars.
- if you watch American Idol.
- if you go to the Gay Pride Parade “to make fun at the gays”.
- if you follow Ashton Kutcher on Twitter.
