Beer Bongs, I am sure you have used one before. Well not like these people do, you haven’t
Beer Bongs can be a bros best friend and if you are hosting a party, you best be sure you go out and buy one, but as something as simple as using a beer drinking device seems to be a little too much for some people.
With the help of [BeerBongBros] below are examples of what we like to call Beer Bong Fails and judging by the below images, you will be able to tell where we came up with the name.
Some people shouldn’t be allowed near beer bongs as the following proves:
Next time your dog says “pass us the beer bong, bro” you will know why. Have you ever wondered why most pets such as cats and dogs don’t have thumbs? Well if they did, they would obviously be opening beer bottles and doing beer bongs. Unless of course that is what they do when you are not at home. “Woof woof, woof woof woof” – Translation: Yo, Marley, the owners are out…you and Banjo fancy coming around and doing some beers?”
Oh no they didn’t. Yeah, we know, we know. Light weights, the beer bongs don’t even look full – get another beer in! We are joshing, we know that you must be of legal age to drink beer and we don’t condone underage drinking. If you will notice in the pictures, they are manly done for novelty purposes. We are sure most parents wouldn’t allow their 7 years old daughter to use their beer bong (before cleaning it that’s of course). Again, we are joking.
The law – you either love it or you hate it. If more police men/sherries we like the picture below then I am sure everyone would love the law. There would be nothing illegal about a police officer holding a beer bong for you. If he saw you then driving a car then I am sure that would be a different matter.