Bibi Jones is one of my favorite porn stars and when she announced that she wasnt going to do porn anymore I figured here was my chance to help her with some ideas for a new career. They are listed below (pics too!).

5 – Turd Ferguson’s Personal Sponge Bath Giver
Theres times that after a long day of blogging for the masses Im so tired that I could use a major hottie to give me a sponge bath.

4 – Turd Ferguson’s New Sexting Partner
I have a plethora of Smoke Shows and MILFs sexting me all the damn time and I can certainly throw Bibi into the rotation.

3 – Turd Ferguson’s Personal Escort Who Gives Turd Ferguson Constant Freebies
I think I can get her to bang me for free.

2 – Turd Ferguson’s Office Receptionist
What else will a retired porn star who is only 20-years old do for a living? The Turd Ferguson Blog offices can use someone to answer the phones around here and file away some of the mail.

1 – Turd Ferguson’s New Jumpoff
Yes, Im currently taking applications for a new jumpoff, side piece, mistress, you get the point. Bibi Jones would fill the position and just about every other position for that matter perfectly.