Lets be real here, Mark Zuckerberg might have married an Asian man. Or he ordered her from a cheap mail order bride site.
Lets be real here again, Mark Zuckerberg’s wallet can have any broad on the face of the Earth. So I decided to give you the list of top 10 broads Zuckerberg should have married.
#5 Sara Underwood
The Attack of the Show host would make any man a happy husband.
#4 This Girl
With an ass like that, theres not a man in the world that wouldnt marry that.
#3 Ann Hathaway
As boring as she looks, she is still a better catch than that Asian guy Zuckerberg married. Plus she’s gonna be in the new Batman movie so thats a huge plus for me!
#2 Jaclyn Swedberg
She was just named Playboy’s Playmate of the Year for 2012. She would have made Zuckerberg a happy man.
#1 Samantha Saint
She’s the inventor of “Naked Tebowing” one of the hottest Porn Stars going right now. She’s innovative and can satisfy him to no end.
I like the way you think! Sara Underwood and Samantha Saint are excellent choices, I’d be a happy man with either one of them!