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Turd Ferguson Interviews Playmate Summer Altice

Written by Turd Ferguson on November 1st, 2011

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Let me describe what its like to sit in a restaurant while I tried to interview with Summer Altice. I got there first and when she walked into the room, every male voice you heard just stopped talking. It was almost like the record scratching off the record in a movie. When the waiter showed her where I was sitting, it seemed like Summer was walking in slow motion. Im not kidding. Every guy who walked by couldnt take their eyes off her. It was crazy. Once Summer sat down in front of me I couldnt believe how stunning she was in person. I actually stumbled over “Hi.” After I gathered my senses I started the interview. And it went like this.

TF: You’re gorgeous.
SA: Thanks!

TF: You obviously have the looks to be on TV, if I wrote a pilot for a show about a DJ slash model who solves crimes would you be on board to star as the lead?
SA: I would definitely be on board!

TF: You’re accomplishing quite a bit here with modeling, movies and now you’re on the DJ circuit, how long have you been DJ’n?
SA: I’ve been DJ’n for about 4 1/2 years now and I love it. It went from being a hobby, to a full on career, and I love every minute of it.

TF: Was this always a hidden passion?
SA: I always loved music, and had rhythm, but I didn’t know I was good at it until I really worked at it.

TF: You have rhythm? How hot are you on the dance-floor?
SA: Im pretty damn sexy.

TF: When DJ’ing, do you have a set already laid out or do you prefer to play what ever you’re feeling at the moment?
SA: It all depends. I have a loose idea of the type of music I will play based on the club im at. Then I just go off the crowd. They let you know when they are feeling it. It’s all about getting into a rhythm and feeding off the crowds energy.

TF: Which band would you love to open for?
SA: Prince, love him!

TF: Being a Playmate give you free range to Playboy Mansion?
SA: Yes Hef loves when the Playmates visit, but it’s his house so he invites us.

TF: Who’s the one celebrity you’re glad you got the chance to meet and who is the one you wish you never met?
SA: The one celeb I’m glad I met, Prince, I actually danced for him at a few concerts on stage… I had the time of my life! The one I wish I hadn’t, ummmmm there are a few but I don’t want to name names!

TF: If you could live in a fantasy world, which one would it be?
SA: I would live on Pandora from Avatar.

TF: Vampires or Zombies?
SA: Vampires all the way!

TF: Which athlete would you want to date?
SA: Well I’ve already dated a few, so I’d have to say, no one.

TF: Pizza and beer or caviar and wine?
SA: Pizza and beer and wine! I LOVE WINE!

TF: What do I think of Paris Hilton wanting to DJ?
SA: Well, I think she is doing great designing purses and being Paris… other than that no comment.

TF: Whats something no one knows about you?
SA: Well if I told you that, everyone would know… gotta keep some secrets.

TF: Next time you go to the Playboy mansion, can you take me as your date?
SA: I wish I could but I already have so many friends that ask… I can’t take everyone!

TF: Summer, thank you for sitting down and talking to little ol’ me over lunch. I think Im the most popular guy in this restaurant.
SA: HA! You are the most popular guy in here! Thanks for picking me to interview.

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Tags: dj, id hit it, interview, model, picture, playboy, playmate, sexy, summer altice, turd ferguson

1 Comments so far ↓

  1. Sg says:
    December 23, 2011 at 12:15 pm

    What a Nice good efford Budd!………..

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