Rosie Jones: The Exclusive Interview!

Written by Turd Ferguson on August 30th, 2011

Do I really need to explain to you who the one and only Rosie Jones is? No, I did think so.

August 13, 2011 will go down as the greatest day in the history of this little mens entertainment site. Why? Because that was the day I sat down with the absolutely stunning, now legal in the United States, 21-year old Rosie Jones. I met Rosie out in LA while she was on location shooting for a magazine.

Rosie has a new 2012 calendar, so my first question to her was: Where was the calendar shot?
RJ: This year we shot the calendar in Newport Beach, California. I absolutely fell in love with place, I want to live there!

TF: If you move to the states, can I move in with you?
RJ: Well… lets see how this interview goes first, if it goes well then I’ll be needing a roomy!
TF: Thats not a “no”! Can I call you Rosie Ferguson in the meantime?
RJ: Sure!

TF: The August picture in your 2012 calendar is my favorite (pic above), maybe because its my birthday month, which picture or month is your favorite?
RJ: Why thank you, is that just because that’s the picture on show now?! (runs to look at calendar) November is one of my favorites, I know no one else will say that because the boobies are covered but I think my hair looks good!

TF: Do you have any input in which pictures get selected for a calendar or does the photographer and the people you’re shooting for have more of a say in which pictures are used?
RJ: Well, I do get to see most of the pictures and I pick out my favorites and try to choose the final 13, unless someone higher than me thinks my choices are rubbish!

TF: So I saw that you’re staring in a movie called We Are One, tell us about it.
RJ: We Are One isnt a feature motion picture, but a 10 minute Sci-Fi short film following my characters mission to Mars. It has a great twist which I won’t spoil! It was great fun to film and refreshing to do something so different. I was completely covered from head to toe for once, and it was absolutely boiling in that space suit! I had to keep running off and trying to blow a fan down the top of the suit, it’s a good thing a had a helmet on I was a sweaty mess!

TF: If given the chance, would you ever go into outer space?
RJ: Of course I would! Who could say no to that?! Mind you I’ve seen the food they have to eat out there and that doesn’t look to appealing!

TF: Alright, lets get down to the fun stuff, on a scale of 1 – 10, how hot are you?
RJ: I can be reeeeally ugly but I guess I scrub up well so it depends when you’re asking!
TF: Thats just rubbish! I’ve always wanted to say “rubbish” and its even better that Im saying it to a Brit.
RJ: HA! You’re so silly!

TF: You recently tweeted a photo, July 8th to be exact of you and 3 other models where you were all topless and were covering each others boobs. Did you anticipate that picture would create a wildfire on the internet?
RJ: Oh my God no! Literally we were standing there feeling whos boobs were the heaviest and someone thought that moment had to be captured on camera. I have never had so many comments on anything, it even went in Nuts Magazine. You blokes are so easily pleased!!
TF: So whos boobs were the heaviest?
RJ: Emma’s! (Emma Glover to the far right)

TF: Manchester United or Chelsea?
RJ: Ooooh I can’t really say either to be honest!

TF: On my site, there has been a huge debate over whether or not Nicolas Cage has ever made a good movie. Can you put an end to that debate?
RJ: I LOVE HIM!! (she told me to put that in caps) And I know no one else likes him and thinks I’m mad but I can’t help it… Con Air was good, wasn’t it?
TF: It did have Dave Chappelle and John Malkovich… it still wasnt a great movie so lets move on.

TF: You just celebrated your 21st birthday, what was the best present you got?
RJ: I got flights to America for my next holiday so that makes me very happy… My favorite card was from my friend who knows I hate mushrooms and it has two on the front with one saying to the other “your a fun-gi”. The simple things please me!
TF: Will you fly back to visit me?
RJ: I might… maybe…

TF: Whats the cutest thing about you?
RJ: I’m genuinely just a nice person! I feel sorry for anyone and everyone, seriously I could cry just looking at someone cute – wait that’s not cute of me is it, that’s just annoying!
(she really is a sweetheart and sitting here in front of her, “cute” is an understatement! She’s fuckin hot!)

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TF: Jennifer Lopez insured her booty for over a million dollars; would you ever consider insuring your boobs?
RJ: That’s just ridiculous!!
TF: I had to ask, inquiring minds wanted to know.

TF: Can you give us some of your DNA so we can make 50-million Rosie Jones’ in an attempt to make the world a better place?
RJ: Of course, although I don’t want to be held responsible for the outcome of that.

TF: Lets play a game of “Fuck – Marry – Kill” between Prince Charles, Prince William and Prince Harry.
RJ: Ok lets play! I’ll “F” Harry of course, marry William, and I can’t possibly say the last one but you know!

TF: Last question, will you marry me and have 7 of my kids?
RJ: Sure, why not. I want a big family. Can we get a Labrador?
TF: Im no dog lover, but we can breed Labradors if you’re marrying me!

RJ: I had lots of fun with you Dav… I mean “Turd”! Thanks for picking me as your sites Model of the Month!
TF: No, THANK YOU! (Hugs Rosie Jones – tightly – it felt incredible but it got awkwardly uncomfortable for her when I tried to slide my hands down her back to try and cop a feel. Yes, that happened.)