Im sure you’ve all visited that lame-ass website called TheChive. They’re lame because those fuckers held a meet up here in my city, the Windy City 1) without my permission and 2) they told me I couldnt attend the meet up!!! Why? The answer is simple, they didnt want me to rain on their parade by telling the locals that Im the best blogger in the Mid-West. (Sorry Giggity Greg and The Repo Man, you’re both my boys and all but you know how it goes)
Anyway! This post is to ask for the help of either the people that attended the meet up or of those who live in Chicago to introduce me to the girl in the purple top. She seems like someone who is always looking for a good time and the Turd is down to have fun with her!