Jessica Fegan is June’s model of the months. Wanna know how I found her? I was looking at my new FaceBook fans and who do I see is a fan? European Model Jessica Fegan. She’s been a fan of the Turd Ferguson Blog for over a year now! So I reached out to her to see if she wanted to be June’s model and she didnt waste any time in saying yes. So check out her interview and sexy-ass pictures!
Turd Ferguson: What are your official measurements?
Jessica Fegan: I am 32,25,32
So… 32G boobs
TF: Wait, what? 32 G?!
JF: They’re a beautiful 32 G too.
TF: What’s worse on a guy, yellow teeth or body odor?
JF: Ugh… Erm I suppose the guy can always wash! BO it is :)
TF: Back to those 32 G’s, which of your boobs do you like better?
JF: My right one because its smaller, it the mini me to my Dr Evil
TF: Are you sugar, or spice?
JF: Im all things nice :p
TF: If you HAD to pick one, which of the following would you say is most- likely real: Leprechauns, Bigfoot, or the Lochness Monster?
JF: Definitely the Lochness Monster!! I swear its been spotted on the news!
TF: Who is funnier: Ricky Gravais or Ali G?
JF: Ali G – He is amazing!!
TF: Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend?
JF: Nope im a good girl :)
TF: Are you single? If so, will you marry me?!
JF: I’ll marry you on the condition you buy me a castle? Deal?
TF: A castle? I cant afford a castle… how abut you just marry me and enjoy all that is Turd Ferguson?
JF: Jessica Ferguson… it flows =D
TF: Did the Royal Wedding do anything for you?
JF: Made me strop about the fact I should have been a princess.
TF: Does size matter?
JF: Nah as Michael Caine says in Austin Powers, ‘Its not the size… Its how you use it’
TF: On a first date, would you rather have pizza and beer or filet mignon?
JF: WTF is filet mignon?? Give me pizza any day :D
Thanks Jessica! You were a great sport and thank you for being a fan of the Turd Ferguson Blog!
You can view all of the other models I’ve Interviewed [RIGHT HERE].
And if you’re interested in finding out who has already agreed to be July’s Model of the Month AND told me that she’ll have some exclusive photos that only me, Turd Ferguson will have access to [CLICK HERE]. Fuck it I’ll tell you, its Danielle Moinet because thats how I fucking roll!