C’mon people are you really that desperate to find something interesting about that bore-ish wedding? All Im reading about is how Pippa Middleton stole the show. Pippa Middleton is so hot. Pippa Middleton is the hottest bridesmaid ever. No she’s not. Pippa Middleton is average at best. My neighbor is hotter than she is.
Pippa Middleton doesnt even have an ass. She’s suffering from Nassatal: No Ass At All.
Want to talk about something interesting? Talk about how Prince Harry should be banging both Middleton sisters since he’s going to end up having more power than William once his pops kicks the bucket.
You wanna know whats so funny? Two things:
1) Prince Harry told her, “You know William is balding?”
2) You see that little girl in front of us? She’s cock-eyed!”