C’mon people are you really that desperate to find something interesting about that bore-ish wedding? All Im reading about is how Pippa Middleton stole the show. Pippa Middleton is so hot. Pippa Middleton is the hottest bridesmaid ever. No she’s not. Pippa Middleton is average at best. My neighbor is hotter than she is.
Pippa Middleton doesnt even have an ass. She’s suffering from Nassatal: No Ass At All.
Where is her ass?
Want to talk about something interesting? Talk about how Prince Harry should be banging both Middleton sisters since he’s going to end up having more power than William once his pops kicks the bucket.
Check him out here.
You wanna know whats so funny? Two things:
1) Prince Harry told her, “You know William is balding?”
2) You see that little girl in front of us? She’s cock-eyed!”
She is not hot at all. Even after being done up makeup hairdo and all out of 10 she is a 4. Figure seems nice, face, yuck.
jesus thank u 4 that. i jerked it twice to that pic of ur neighbor. way hotter than pipper.