Earlier today President Obama finally proved that he is a citizen of the United States and Donald Trump is sucking his own dick because he thinks he’s the sole reason why. The first video is of Obama’s press conference with the birth certificate. The second is of Trump stroking himself on live TV.
Now, if I were the President I would have handled it differently. I would have simply said, “Fuck you. You didnt have to vote for me if you didnt think I was American. Now piss off fuckers.”
And when it comes to Trump, D-O-Double G, you’ve filed for bankruptcy several times. You should have no say in what goes on in politics talking about how you would run the country. You couldnt even run some of your own businesses. You cant even do your hair right! Please media, stop sticking microphones infront of babbling idiots. If it werent for that reality show no one watches we would be like, “You remember ‘The Donald’? The guy with the hair right? Wonder what ever happened to him.”