2011 is still young, but I think I heard the biggest WTF of 2011. Maria Menounos was on The Howard Stern Show this morning to promote her new book called “Something or Other Who Gives A Shit” and told the world that she doesnt give head. Yes, one of the hottest chicks on TV doesnt suck dick! I didnt even know they make girls like that. She just lost like 1000 points in my new book called “Girls Need To Give Head”. There went every fantasy I ever had.
Howard asked if Maria was a freak in the bedroom, so her boyfriend Kevin smiled: “No. But she’ll surprise you…she’s fun, yeah. Open.” Kevin avoided the anal question–but it seemed like Maria would have preferred an outright denial: “I am in a lot of trouble.” But Howard continued to push for more, and Kevin revealed that Maria had a dirty mouth–and like to dress up–in the bedroom: “The presentation’s all there. That’s what I’m into.”
Kevin kept things going, speculating that half of Hollywood has tried (unsuccessfully) to bed Maria: “All the A-listers have come [sniffing] around.” But later, when Kevin revealed that Maria could orgasm from vaginal sex (“Every time.”), Maria put a stop to the interview: “Kevin! Stop messing around! Oh, you’re so getting a beating later.”
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