If you dont know who Jessica Messenger is, she’s an alternative model who has done work for Maxim, Bizarre and BoysAndBabes. You can also see her in the upcoming Maxim event ‘The Maxim Model Boxing Night‘ where she is training to kick some pretty-faces asses twice a week in London. Jessica took some time out of her busy day as a MILF / ass-kicker / model to answer a few questions for Turd Ferguson Blog, and her answers didnt disappoint! Check’em out.
Turd Ferguson - Hi Jessica, thanks for doing this for us. Hey before we get into my questions, I heard you’re going to be doing some live chatting now.
Jessica Messenger - Yup. Three times a week, where guys and girls can come online and talk to me about whatever they like and get to know me! I will be wearing nice underwear too! Its over at GlamourLoungeLive.com.
TF - Do you consider yourself a “Whooty”? You know, a White girl with a booty?
JM - Hahaha never heard that expression before… I don’t have a massive booty but I do think my bottom is my best asset.
TF - Stand up let me see… yeah that booty is nice.
JM - Thanks!
TF - Whats cooler: Zombies or Vampires?
JM - Definitely ZOMBIES!!!! Never been a vampire fan it’s a load of balls! Zombies are so going to happen. I’m a massive fan of Resident Evil and The Dead Rising games where you get to batter the shit out of zombies with different weapons. I’d be the master of zombie hunting, I’m the girl you would want to be with during an apocolypse. I can do great things with a table or a lamp!
TF - Excluding me, what celebrity would you want to date?
JM - Haha ermmm?! Someone funny, someone who made me laugh the entire time! So Ricky Gervais would be a ball, or Simon Pegg or even McLovin-now he’s a funny guy!
TF - Yeah Ricky Gervais killed at the Oscars. He let those pompous Hollywooders have it! Awesome!
TF - Do you think Charlie Sheen is actually crazy or is cocaine one helluva drug?
JM - Haha he’s crazyyyy. Look at his tweets he’s definitely got a screw loose.
TF - If you could star in any TV show which one would it be?
JM - I’m LOVING The Real House Wives of Orange County at the moment even though I’m not a house wife nor am I absolutely loaded. But I’d love it, I’d get pampered the whole time, go hat shopping, watch the horses, drive fast cars and have major BBQs.
TF - Do you prefer to give or receive?
JM - Bit of both. I don’t think it’s fair on either person if you don’t get 50/50.
TF - Oh no not me… 80/20 in my favor!
JM - HA!
TF - If you were on a desert island and you can take 2 things what would they be? And you cant say anything cheesy like my cellphone and your laptop.
JM - To be honest you gotta get smart here-i’d take a truck load of water and package food, the sort astronaughts or hikers eat. Nothing else.
TF - How often do you say “Haters gonna hate”?
JM - Not very often, if ever. I’m lucky I don’t really get any hate as far as I’m aware! Haha if I do then they’re good at keeping it to themselves. I do my best not to piss alot of people off, and I’m genuine. What you see is what you get there’s nothing to be jealous of, so therefore no one needs to really hate me.
TF - What do you wear to go to sleep?
JM - Not alot, usually comfy girl shorts and a tshirt- it’s getting hot at night now though the tee is coming off lads!
TF - You’re friggin awesome, you know that right?
JM - Thanks!
TF - Last question, excluding yourself because you’re pretty damn hot, who do you think is the hottest “Jessica”?
JM - That’s so hard because there’s soooo many Jessicas!!! I think Jessica Alba is up there, she’s pretty damn hot!
TF - I couldnt agree with you more!
Jessica, thank you so much for taking time out of your busy day to hang with us and give us some real and honest answers. It was a lot of fun!