• In case of a Zombie attack use this [GodBlessTheInternet]
• Lucy Mecklenburgh flaunts her body [SweatyGooch]
• Inappropriate celebrity product lines [Pundit]
• Christina Aguilera sex photos are going to the highest bidder [CampusSocialite]
• Hilarious pictures of the day [ReposDelight]
• In Columbia you watch soccer dead or alive [H8torade]
• This video is all kinds of awesome [TheHotGlove]
• Morning TwitPic-age [BustedCoverage]
• Kaley Cuoco owns a Shake Weight and shows us how to use it [SharapovasThigh]
• Hot girls playing the Wii [SPEWF]

Look for Turd Ferguson’s exclusive interview with Alternative Model, Jessica Messenger! Coming this April!