We all saw “The Kiss” a couple of nights ago that Charlie Sheen gave Jimmy Kimmel. Well here are the top 10 STD’s Charlie gave Jimmy.
1: Derek Jeter’s Herpies. About 83% of Hollywood already had it and now Jimmy is infected.
2: Shingles. The shit is all over Jimmy’s face.
3: Pubic Lice. Although they are both mustache and beard-less Charlie carries them in his mouth.
4: Yeast Infection. This might be the first STD Charlie caught.
5: Jock Itch. Charlie might have had this before hooking up with the Goddesses.