Message to the Miami Heat:
Stop crying like a bitch. You brought this upon yourself. It all started with LeBron’s “Decision” and the way he stringed teams along making them think they had a shot at signing him when he knew they didnt. Then that pep-rally happened where you all said you guys were winning the next 6 titles. Now you’re not even sure if you’ll get out of the first round of the playoffs. What makes me think that? Its simple, its the 14-18 record against the teams that are .500 or better.

Thank God for the win against the Lakers on Christmas Day other wise you’d be “o-fer” against the top 5 teams in the league.

You guys are over rated. Theres no other way of putting it. You guys dont match up against the Celtics. You guys dont match up against the Spurs. You guys dont match up against the Bulls. You dont even match up will against Ohio St.

Now back to the bitching. Stop crying. You’re millionaires. Im not and Im not crying over my regular 9-5 job. You fuckers are crying over a regular season game. What the hell were you crying about anyway? You could be a Washington Wizard.

Heres my prediction:
The Miami Heat will lose in the first round of the playoffs if the standings remain the same and they have to play the Knicks.