Guys, if you dont know who Sabrina Maree is, you’re either under the age of 21 and are not allowed to visit clubsabrina.com or not into woman. I was going to give you a background on Sabrina, but all you need to know is that after meeting with Sabrina she is arguably one of if not the hottest woman on this planet we call Earth. She is also one of the coolest chicks you’ll meet. Hell she time out of her day to do this interview, how many models you know will want to sit and chat with me? I wear a big yellow cowboy hat and a fake mustache for crying out loud! And I, yes me Turd Ferguson got to sit down and share a giant bowl of Fruit Loops with Sabrina while I interviewed her. Here we go!
Turd Ferguson: First question Sabrina, do you want to tell us the reason why you decided to stop doing girl-on-girl?
Sabrina Maree: I was pretty straightforward about it when I announced it, everyone thinks there is some hidden reason but there isn’t. I don’t like girls! Strictly dickly!
Turd Ferguson: Hey, I dont mind one bit but my readers want me to ask the tough questions.
Sabrina Maree: You’re to sweet to be tough on me.
TF: You’re going to college right? Does being smart intimidate men?
SM: I think college is pretty much a requirement for young people these days, although maybe it’s not so popular in porn. I generally date intelligent men so it’s not an issue.
TF: No its really not as popular as porn, but what is? Did you know my IQ is through the roof? (She just stared and smiled at me. Needless to say I chubbed up.)
TF: Lets move on. Any upcoming photo shoots we can look forward to?
SM: Yeah just go to my website, clubsabrina.com is updated weekly!!!
TF: Already knew that. Im a proud member!
TF: Jesse Jane or Riley Steele?
SM: Honestly I don’t watch any porn really, I don’t know.
TF: Hmm… I’ll answer for you then, I’ll take them both!
TF: Exclude me from this equation, if you can date any celebrity who would it be?
SM: I’m not sure… I’ve never been one to have a celebrity crush. I develop crushes on people I spend a lot of time with. Read about “mere exposure effect“.
TF: Have we spend enough time for you to develop something…?
SM: Not yet.
TF: Thats not a no, I just gotta hang around for a little longer.
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TF: Have you ever thought of doing mainstream acting?
SM: Maybe, after I finish school.
TF: What TV show would you want to be on?
SM: I’d love to do something like “The Tudors” or “Secret Diary of a Call Girl”.
TF: Awesome shows, both on Showtime. Im more of an HBO guy though. Guess Showtime will have a new subscriber if they get you on either of their shows.
TF: What are you doing for Valentines Day?
SM: Absolutely nothing… I’m as single as they come right now!
(I choked on my cereal at this point. Perfect answer for my last question, SCORE!)
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TF: Our staff of writers believes you’re you the hottest red head, who do you think is the hottest red head?
SM: I wouldn’t want to argue with people as obviously well-qualified as your writers.
TF: (As she smiled again deep into my eyes) Yeah theres really nothing to argue about there. You ARE the hottest red head.
TF: Shower or bath?
SM: Am I in a rush or not?
TF: With you, theres no need to rush.
SM: Bath is is.
TF: Whats your choice of sleepwear?
SM: Just a tshirt, no bra or panties.
TF: (Do you remember Ralph Kramden stutter like a babbling fool? Thats what it was like after hearing the ladder come out of Sabrina.) Homina, homina, homina!
TF: What is your guilty pleasure? You cant say something lame like chocolate.
SM: I don’t really have any… except maybe I’m a huge proponent of Ambien!
TF: Ambien gives me nightmares. Would you comfort me if I woke up in the middle of the night with nightmares?
SM: I’ll give you an answer off the record…
(I really wish I could tell you what she told me. She made me promise and I dont break promises.)
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TF: Can we hang with you the next time we’re in Cali?
SM: Sure! Since we had breakfast this time, next time we’ll do lunch.
TF: OK Sabrina, I have one more question and I want you to seriously consider this. (At this point I took a dry Fruit Loop and presented it to Sabrina and asked her)
Will you marry me?
SM: Um… I’ve got a few more single years to enjoy!
TF: (CRUSHED! IN YO FACE!) OK, OK, what if I take this silly hat and fake mustache off?
SM: (She tried to see if the red Fruit Loop fit her finger, how f’ing cute!) In a couple of years?
TF: Oh Im holding you to it!
TF: Sabrina, thats all the questions I have for you. Im pretty sure you’ll have a lot more fans after this interview. Thanks for taking time out of your day to chill with me, its much appreciated. You’re awesome!
SM: You’re so welcome! It was a lot of fun!
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I do think that I saw a nipple! A womans nipple! Sabrina Marees nipple!!!!!!!!!!! Damn.