In 2011 I wish…
- For Jessica Alba to do a full frontal nude sex scene
- For me to star opposite in the scene where Jessica Alba does a full frontal nude sex scene
- For another Epic Beard Man beat down video
- For Vida Guerra’s booty to make a come back
- For the Palin family to accidentally OD on prescription pills
- For me find a duffle bag full of unmarked $100’s in the restroom of a McDonalds
- For the Yankees to find a way to get back to the World Series
- For Kim Kardashian to make out with my cock
- For my Facebook page to get 500 fans
- For my Twitter page to get 500 followers
- For Brett Favre to not make another failed attempt at a come back
- For the NFL to not go on strike
- For zombies to stay out of my dreams/nightmares
- For me to finally purchase my beach front home
- For Floyd Mayweather to stop ducking Manny Paquioa
- For Comcast OnDemand to stop fucking up and giving me stupid errors
- For Megan Fox to makes a come back
- For Gus Johnson to call the NCAA Mens Basketball Championship Game
- For Cheryl Cole to become a mega star in the USA
- For HBO to do a Soprano’s special
- For Jessica Simpson to get thin again
- For all sports outside of MLB, NFL, NBA, NHL and The Lingerie League to fold and go away
- For me to never seeing two men kiss in person like I unexpectedly did on NYE
- For this little blog of my to have great success
