• Home
 

Turd Ferguson's Blog

Yeah, I'll take the condom thing for, uh… eight thou.

« Titty Tuesday!
Brawl At Mel’s Drive-In »
 

3 Hours Of Orgasms In A Life Time

Written by Turd Ferguson on December 28th, 2010

Tweet

I don’t know how to orgasm.According to The India Times men get 3hrs of orgasm in their lifetime. Really? Check out some comments that were left on Fark.com regarding those 3 hours.

  • i jizzed by three hours before i was 15. get busy slackers!
  • Jesus, I probably orgasmed for three hours on a single high school sick day.
  • Bullshit. I had three hours of orgasm the first day I got on the internet.
  • I was up to three hours when I was still a legally-abortable fetus.

More comments after the jump…

  • I don’t know how to orgasm.
  • I jerked off in the shower, and when I came I got the most painful headache I have ever experienced.
  • I did some quick math, with probably equally poor assumptions, and I’m putting three hours of orgasms at about eight months. This will vary wildly from person to person, of course.
  • I can’t speak for the others in this thread but I cry after sex because the guy dressed in the latex nun habit has just spit in my mouth and called me a whore.
  • I wonder if one, continuous 3-hour orgasm would be pure win, or complete hell.
  • I am orgasming as I type this.
  • I masturbate a LOT. I’ve got several days worth of orgasm, at least.

No related content found.

 

Posted in funny, sex |
Tags: comedy, cum, funny, humor, lol, sex, turd ferguson

Leave a Comment

Click here to cancel reply.





  • TURD FERGUSON INTERVIEWS
  • DANIELLE MOINET’S NFL PICKS
  • PARTNERS

  • NEW STUFF
    • Tim Tebow Reads Green Eggs And Ham, Auto-Tuned
    • Best of Alabama Face Guy Meme
    • Hypocrisy In Hollywood [Infographic]
    • Nike Unveils USA Basketball Jerseys
    • Email Overload [Infographic]
    • Links at Random
    • Staring Contest With Kate Upton
    • Would You Let Your Daughter Play With This Barbie?
    • Ass Wednesday!
    • CM Punk Wants To Put A Beating On Chris Brown
  • FIND US
  • FRIENDS
    AWWW YEAH BRONX GOBLIN CAGE POTATO CELEB JIHAD COLLEGE POISON DOG AND PONY SHOW FORK PARTY FUNNY VIDEOS GUYS GAB H8TORADE MANKIND UNPLUGGED NATIONAL SKIRT DAY PEREZ SOLOMAN PICK ME UP NEWS QUITE INTERESTING ROUGH MAG SHIN BOW
  • MORE PAGES
    • ADVERTISE WITH US!
    • CONTACT US
    • Danielle Moinet’s Weekly NFL Picks
    • TURD FERGUSON INTERVIEWS THE STARS

Powered by WordPress | © 2012 Turd Ferguson's Blog | Theme by WPHackr.com