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3 Hours Of Orgasms In A Life Time

Written by Turd Ferguson on December 28th, 2010

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I don’t know how to orgasm.According to The India Times men get 3hrs of orgasm in their lifetime. Really? Check out some comments that were left on Fark.com regarding those 3 hours.

  • i jizzed by three hours before i was 15. get busy slackers!
  • Jesus, I probably orgasmed for three hours on a single high school sick day.
  • Bullshit. I had three hours of orgasm the first day I got on the internet.
  • I was up to three hours when I was still a legally-abortable fetus.

More comments after the jump…

  • I don’t know how to orgasm.
  • I jerked off in the shower, and when I came I got the most painful headache I have ever experienced.
  • I did some quick math, with probably equally poor assumptions, and I’m putting three hours of orgasms at about eight months. This will vary wildly from person to person, of course.
  • I can’t speak for the others in this thread but I cry after sex because the guy dressed in the latex nun habit has just spit in my mouth and called me a whore.
  • I wonder if one, continuous 3-hour orgasm would be pure win, or complete hell.
  • I am orgasming as I type this.
  • I masturbate a LOT. I’ve got several days worth of orgasm, at least.

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