Our good friend The Bronx Goblin who may or may not be a writer for The Late Show came up with his version of Letterman’s Top 10: Worst Christmas Gift Ideas for a Yankee fan.

#10. a brand new shiny Cliff Lee Yankees Jersey. Yeah. Might wanna go ahead and return that one

#9. an authentic Bronx Goblin snuggie. Hee hee. These things are so stupid even those guys won’t produce it

#8. an overpaid over aged shortstop. Already got one of those

– Is Jimmie Rollins a free agent Dave?

– Ouch…zing

The rest of the list after the jump…

#7. October World Series Mets tickets for a subway series. Doubt those will be worth anything

#6. getting Jorge Posada a new catchers mitt.

– Because he won’t use it Dave?

– He’ll use it as much as you use your comb Paul.

#5. a pack of gum for Joe Girardi. I guess it’s because of those braces he wears at the age of 46.

#4. a copy of Rex Ryan’s homemade foot fetish video.

#3. a Bernie Williams Jazz CD.

– Paul, has Bernie sold one of those yet?

– I highly doubt it Dave.

#2. an authentic undershirt worn by Hank Steinbrenner after he smoked 12 packs of cigarettes and drank two quarts of scotch.

- Hey Dave, so technically he would only have had to wear this shirt for a couple of hours?

– If that Paul.

And the #1 terrible gift idea for Christmas is… a Roger Clemen’s anything.

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