Its that time of year again where I present to you, my loyal readers the best of 2010.
- Most Visited Post: I Want To Bang Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit Part 3. Her real name is Jessica Zepeda and she has become a fan favorite with you guys so congrats to her.
- The Fuck That Shit Award: Goes to this Japanese Olympic hurdler. This guy is only the greatest athlete I’ve ever seen. EVER.
More awards after the jump…
- Beat Down of the Year: “I Am A Mother Fucker“. This beat down video was produced and directed by everyone’s favorite 67-year old White man AKA Epic Beard Man.
- New Hot Chick on the Block: Rosie Jones. I’ve actually tweeted back and forth with Rosie that led to me asking her to be my wife.
- Asshole of the Year: Teen Werewolves. That is all.
- Dumbest White Guy of the Year: White Woman Gets Pregnant After Watching 3-D Porn. The baby is Black. SMH.
- Most Unexpected Cell Phone Pics, Yet Thank The Good Lord We Got’em: Holy Mutha Fucking God Jessica Alba Nude Cell Phone Pics! I patiently waited years for these pics and beat the fuck off to them on numerous occasions.
- Mug Shot of the Year: Ladies Love It. Not only do the ladies love it, the men in jail love it too.
- Hottest Black Girl of the Year: Ashlee Albar. She can walk into a Klan meeting and change some minds about inter-racial relations.
- Funniest Video Made by A Gay Guy: “I Hate”, by Kingsley. I agree with about 85% of what this dude says. Does that make me gay?
- Most Commented Post: Has Nicolas Cage Ever Made A Good Movie. Apparently theres a lot of people out there who like Nicolas Cage.
- Best TwitPics of the Year: Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit. I told you she was a fan favorite.
- Parenting Fail of the Year: Parenting Fail 101. These are always good to see.
- Photobomber of the Year: This Guy. He’s the hardest working photobomber ever.
- Luckiest Bastard of the Year: This Guy. Usually this category is reserved for Jessica Alba’s gay husband, but this guy has over-taken him.
- Best Ass of the Year: The ass on this girl from “Booty Anyone Part 18“. I dont know the girls name, sorry.
- Best Award Show of the Year: BET’s Black Girls Rock. Yes. They made a segregated award show.
- Where Did you Go Girl of 2010: Megan Fox. WTF happened to you? I havent seen you since the Super Bowl commercial when they used a hand model to hide that table spoon thumb of yours.
Those are all of the 2010 awards Im handing out. Thanks for a great 2010. Lets spread the word about this wonderful all for profit blog by directing your friends here to this page and sending them to my Facebook and Twitter pages.
And dont forget to Donkey Punch your favorite hooker to ring in the New Year!
