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These Dudes Are Obviously Virgins!

Written by Turd Ferguson on December 8th, 2010

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How can you tell a dude is a virgin? Simple, he takes a picture with a girl he’s not even allowed to beat off to and he doesnt take advantage and doesnt touch her. Like so.

More virgins with hot girls after the jump…

This chick is drinking and clearly wants to fuck and this virgin asshole is a holding a giant dildo. SMH.

“Oh dont worry Miss, I promise I wont touch you.” Yooouuu faggot! Grab a tit!

Ok, I wouldnt have put my arm around her either, but still gotta try to cop a feel if you aint never got some pink snapper.

This ass-clown must be a firm believer is “Once you go Black you never go back.”

If I was this fat virgin who is definitely going to die in while eating Burger King, I would have been on that girl like the mumps.

2 girls and 1 guy and he’s worried about playing World of Warcraft.

[via BuzzFeed]

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Tags: comedy, funny, hot gitl, humor, id hit it, lol, picture, turd ferguson, virgin

1 Comments so far ↓

  1. Sfigueroa6898 says:
    December 9, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    LMAO!!!! EITHER THEIR GAY OR……WAIT!!!! EVEN GAY GUYS WOULD HAVE TOUCHED THESE FEMALES!!!! THEY MUST BE VIRGINS!!!!!!!!

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